Aussie SNAKE Attacks Australian Guy Bites Nose Down Under



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G'day Mate, Once Upon A Time An Aussie (Australian) Snake Bites Aussie MAN On Nose Its Not A Rubber Hose, Its Joe Blake The Rubber Snake, The Man Screams In Pain And The Snake Lets Go. What A Snake Attack Crikey Mate It Hurt. It Sounds Like The Man Is Drunk Or Not To Smart But We Nose He Nose That He's A Lot Smarter Than Any One Nose.
The True Blue Fair Dinkum Down Under Snake Mate. This Is A Fair Dinkum Aussie Video Clip. This Is Not A Sex Video With Nude Or Rude Girls Ladies Guys Men Things In It Just One Snake From The Animal Kingdom In Australia. We Are All Mates Even With The Snake Here In The Land Down Under. Aussies
Think There Comedians Comical Funny Jokes & Always Trying To Crack A Joke & Well They Are Happy Fun Sad & Bad Just Like Any Where On Planet Earth We Are Normal In The World.
The Woman In Australia Are Sexy Sweet Beautiful Cute Lovely Wonderful And Pretty So Come & Visit. For You Young Woman The Men Are Handsome Strong And Think There King Kong. Aussies Have A Sense Of Humor. Can You Laugh At An Aussie. Get An Aussie Kiss Of Lewylewis There Free.
The Real Australia Downunder, Aussie People Wanting To Sing A Song To You. Come And Visit & Let Aussiesong Show You Around Sydney NSW Melbourne VIC Brisbane QLD Perth WA Adelaide SA Hobart TAS Canberra ACT Darwin NT Yes The Aussie Song Can Take You All Over. In The Outback Which Is Way Out Back Of The Coastal Areas It Is Very Hot And Dry. Like A Desert Which There Are Deserts In Australia & Lots Of Snakes That Don't Bite But May Give You A Fright Its Gonna Be All Right. Australia Is A Paradise A Love Song Its An Aussie Song. Music To My Ears Australia & A Smell To My Nose Like A Rose But Since That Snake Bite On The Nose I Nose I Can't Smell The Rose.
Lewylewis Said; I Like To Collect Sticks In Me Spare Time, & I Collect A Lot Of Sticks, & One Of The Reasons For That Is, Sticks Can Come In Handy. One Day There Will Be No Sticks; This Could Be A Desert, A Sandy Desert, & If I Start To Collecting Sticks Now I Could Have Enough Sticks In Three Years To Have A Stick Collection, A Lot Of People Collect Stamps, There Useless, Sticks Will Last A Lot Longer Then Any Stamp. Ok, Watch Out Because This Is Not The Sorta Area That A Bloke Would Wanna Travel On His Own, You Gotta Move Threw This Shrubbery Very Careful - Because Of The Dangers Its A Its Snake Ahh Ahhh I Killed Him, He's Outa Action. Yep. Ok Then Bye For Now & I Will Talk To Yah Later.
Lewylewis Disquised As Aussiesong Said; G'day Ladies & Gentleman How Are Yah, We've Brang This Little Green Ah Tree Snake In Today Just To Show Everybody. Um In The Ar Center Here, Its A Highly Dangerous Ah Green Snake That Lives In The Trees In The Tropical Outback Of Australia. Yes! This Snake Can Rip Yah Nose Off In Seconds. Arrr Its Got Me Warrhoo Ha Warhoo
The Kangaroo Koala Tasmanian Devil Platypus Dingo Wombat Gum Tree Kookaburra Fresh Water Crocodile Emu Cockatoo Ned Kelly Captain Thunder Bolt Iron Bark Tree Bob Hawke Many Others. In The Australian Bush Be Free Like Me Under A Tree Or Wherever I Maybe. Crikeys Mate A Snake Bit My Nose. This Is N
ot Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter From Queensland. WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH CORY THE BAD PARTY BOY FROM AUSTRALIA. WE ARE JUST FAIR DINKUM AUSSIES HAVING FUN In The Sun & Being Fair Dinkum When We Have To & We Are Edinkum.
Have A Holiday In Sydney Australia & Meet Lewylewis He Was Born & Bred In Out West Sydney NSW. A Condobolin NSW Born Boy In The 60s. Travel Down Under & See Lewy Lewis Face To Face. There Is No Reason You Can't Have The Time Of Your Life In Australia Cause We Do. We Hope You Enjoy Our Aussie Video Its Just For Fun.
Be Fair Dinkum On The Net, Its Called Being Edinkum. Aussie Slang Its Alive. Snakes Alive Downunder In Aussie Land. Don't Be Snaky With Me. Traveling Australia Is Fun So Face It You Need To Come Down Under, Book Your Seat At The Airport Today. Improve Your Ego & Be Brave & Come Down-Under Have Faith We Will Look After You, We Are Not Sexist Rude Or Crude We Are Happy Fun Clean Living People. In the Out-back Bush You Could Learn At Lot About The Aussie Culture Customs Slang Words & See The Way We Live. Travel To Our Home In Australia & See What Fair Dinkum Is All About, A Message In A Bottle To You, Come Now, Look & See At www.edinkum.com & Learn About Us. Check Out The Australian Blue Mountains. Fly Drive Run Swim Float Walk Run Travel To Australia Today. We Need Visitors. Zig-Zag Twisting Windy Snakes Alive.
Some people say crikeys a snake & other say crikies a snake I said criks a snake. Ozzie Man
The DOB was not know, his weapon was his word what makes him what he is today, the snake try to talk to he but he did not listen, the snake tried to trick the bloke but he said go away snake. THE END The Bottom Line - The End Of The Line http://lewylewis.com _____________________________________
_ Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi


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That's to imimate ... ( 8 months ago by nellie2581)
That's to imimate the late Steve Irwin
No its not imitate ... ( 8 months ago by AussieSong)
No its not imitate Steve Irwin. Its just an Aussie Bloke doing Aussie stuff. Would I have not said crikeys mate! what a beauty this one is.
What a snake ( 8 months ago by stevenovel)
What a snake
were you drunk?? o.O ( 7 months ago by clearfox7)
were you drunk?? o.O
I was not drunk but ... ( 7 months ago by AussieSong)
I was not drunk but some may think I was.
Aussies use an ... ( 7 months ago by AussieSong)
Aussies use an aweful lot of slang words all day everyday its just our way...
xD okay ( 7 months ago by clearfox7)
xD okay
Array ( 7 months ago by 777girl254)
i miss you
see what happens....
1)say who you like three times outloud
2)say who you hate eight times outloud
3) say your fav song to yourself one time
4) post dis on eight other songs
5)
 press F9 twice and wait
Do I look drunk ( 7 months ago by AussieSong)
Do I look drunk
Doesn't take a ... ( 6 months ago by ed1ss)
Doesn't take a private eye to work out the authenticity coolman. Yeshe looked rather drunk to me and was taking the piss out of the late Steve Irwin I think. In my opinion you Aussie people should show some respect He's the best thing to have come out of your pathetic little island....We wouldn't know you existed if Rolf Harris and Steve Irwin hadn't been born.
No he was not drunk ... ( 6 months ago by AussieSong)
No he was not drunk and he wasn't taking the pee out of Steve Irwin - Mr Thinker you think to hard, you may hurt yah self. lol Well respect! Mr thinker, think about yah self in that regard... You would have not known anything about Australia cause your to Dumb to bloody learn and retain Info and your a think head. Yah Silly Drongo.
FAKE snake and yes ... ( 6 months ago by joeissexy101)
FAKE snake and yes you did look drunk.and high.
just jealous ( 5 months ago by AussieSong)
just jealous
i knew it was fake. ... ( 5 months ago by TribalStudios18)
i knew it was fake...but hey it made me laugh out loud lol
Thanks, you have a ... ( 5 months ago by AussieSong)
Thanks, you have a great sense of humour. Not like others... Hugssssssssssss
Hugssssssssssss ( 4 months ago by AussieSong)
Hugssssssssssss
lol ( 4 months ago by AussieSong)
lol
That was so silly ... ( 2 months ago by Soob4ME)
That was so silly it made me laugh, haha.
lmao!...good one ... ( 2 months ago by Darkqueen106)
lmao!...good one mate!:)
wow :D as long as ... ( 1 month ago by Trinksiz)
wow :D as long as your having fun lol XD
ed1ss...austalia is ... ( 1 month ago by britneybitch37)
ed1ss...austalia is far from pathetic u goon if i was u mate id sit on a boomerang then soak ur saw ass in a billabong u riggler.me personally love u aussies.
that was funny!! ^^ ... ( 1 month ago by Shie17)
that was funny!! ^^ xD
scared me at first, ya know? 'Couse firstly I thought that it's a real snake!!Then I noticed that something has to be wrong with it... But it was great xD
Great thanks for ... ( 1 month ago by AussieSong)
Great thanks for watching, I am glad it was fun.
thx ya daft bugger ... ( 2 weeks ago by tenodogblu)
thx ya daft bugger !!



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