George Carlin: More Napalm & Silly Putty (Part 6 of 14)



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George Carlin Audio Book - More Napalm and Silly Putty. Volume II
- 00:00 min. -- That's A Fine Howdoyado(cont.) - 00:22 min. -- Airlines - 09:01 min. -- 20th Century Hostilities


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Owned! ( 11 months ago by Usulic)
Owned!
He is a god!!! ( 10 months ago by Wookies139)
He is a god!!!
He is a god!! ( 10 months ago by Wookies139)
He is a god!!
I love the " ... ( 9 months ago by Tellanalc)
I love the "airlines" bit, I just LOVE it, lol.
Amen George ( 7 months ago by bfgoodrik)
Amen George
And he has ascended ... ( 5 months ago by Hoekell)
And he has ascended to the heavens to tip God of his Throne and finally rule the Earth! Yarharha!
I just figured this ... ( 5 months ago by RottenCanoe)
I just figured this out...you are responsible for what you are aware of....if everybody followed that law than everybody would have respect for everybody else.
Word. Funny, smart ... ( 4 months ago by lastunusedname)
Word. Funny, smart and genuinely interesting. And useful! If i ever had to fly sober, i would bail out of the plane, mid-flight, unannounced, without a parachute. But probably not without company. If you're ever on a plane with me, and the airline is smoker-unfriendly, wear your seatbelt!
Array ( 4 months ago by Tellanalc)
Yeeeeehaa!! I
´d rather jump of the plane and get high while fallin... although that idea of arranging airplane supplies tempts me.
hahah "hey lady ... ( 2 months ago by DINOSAURMUSIC69kc)
hahah "hey lady don't fuck it up.. I worked my ass off in there" HAAHAHAHAHAH BRILLIANT



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