Brooker's: 10 Biggest Cocks in Advertising



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Charlie Brooker runs through the ten worst blokes in current UK TV advertising. From Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe.


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Charlie needs to do ... ( 2 weeks ago by Leucothea89)
Charlie needs to do one of these every year!
The adverts don't stop churning out cocks, so why should Charlie stop talking about them?
season 4 of ... ( 1 week ago by cadfish)
season 4 of screenwipe has started, and ep1 is on iplayer for another week! move it people!!!
No, series FIVE has ... ( 1 week ago by Mysterious0Bob)
No, series FIVE has started.
oooo! *goes over to ... ( 1 week ago by Edward306)
oooo! *goes over to watch* thanks a bundle1
lmfao ( 1 week ago by kellyaesmith)
lmfao
Spot on! ( 1 week ago by roddyfudge)
Spot on!
charlie brooker is ... ( 1 week ago by integer22)
charlie brooker is a national treasure
"At number one, ... ( 1 week ago by HeadlightMorningGlow)
"At number one, there's zero tolerance for these ABSOLUTE WANKERS." I love how he says that. He's just fucking hilarious.
I fucking love ... ( 1 week ago by MazBee)
I fucking love screenwipe
i really like the ... ( 1 week ago by goibee)
i really like the number 5 ad! but Charlie is absolutely hilarious
shhhhhut the fuck up ( 1 week ago by utterbeastage)
shhhhhut the fuck up
now chris ... ( 1 week ago by sifrase91)
now chris marhsall's boreing fucking relationship
"Jack, watch where ... ( 1 week ago by josh3xq)
"Jack, watch where you put your skateboard"
"Myeuurrrrrrgh"
'yeah thats laundry ... ( 1 week ago by rockanddole)
'yeah thats laundry you tit' I love this man!
thats laundry you ... ( 5 days ago by dking987)
thats laundry you tit!
"I can think of ... ( 5 days ago by allstarzs)
"I can think of something to throw at you..." epic win!!
Funniest thing i've ... ( 4 days ago by keflar5)
Funniest thing i've ever seen pmsl, Brooker should dump BBC i think channel four would put him on a decent slot and maybe even advertise his show, soooo many people would watch if they only knew about him, total fucking genius
haAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ... ( 4 days ago by PeanutDispenser)
haAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Charlie brooker's fuckin mint
Of course, we all ... ( 3 days ago by kisbie)
Of course, we all know that the biggest cocks of all are those who suggest that the BBC (or any broadcasting network, for that matter) should be funded by these gimpcasts.
Shhhhh... ut the ... ( 1 day ago by plangley33)
Shhhhh... ut the fuck up. ha ha ha
i get your point... ... ( 1 day ago by TheJazzMyke)
i get your point... however they love their Big Brother and Charlie Hates it, they wouldnt be too impressed with him bashing it on their own channel
Christ, this man's ... ( 16 hours ago by jackgrimsby)
Christ, this man's a genius.
2.38 secs, love ... ( 12 hours ago by TheSharkPool)
2.38 secs, love Charlie's reaction to the dad telling his son off about the skateboard
Harry Hill bashes ... ( 8 hours ago by jsam93)
Harry Hill bashes ITV all the time and they never say a word!



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