Chinese Food On Christmas



Uploaded by: BrandonHarrisWalker
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For the sheet music, mp3, or ring tone, go to brandonwalkermusic.com
Happy Holidays! And now, a word from the writer . . . A number of people have expressed their discontent with the way Jews are portrayed in some of the scenes in this video. To these people I say, the music video for 'Chinese Food On Christmas' is a satire. It employs outrageous scenarios, such
as a car full of Jews slamming on the brakes to pick up a coin, to show just how silly and ridiculous our stereotypes can be. Jews are one of the most charitable cultural groups in the world, and anyone who takes any time to look into these stereotypes will realize that they are simply untrue.


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haha this is so ... ( 3 weeks ago by Alazibial)
haha this is so funny
to gregman420: what cock?
um ok ( 3 weeks ago by Alazibial)
um ok
merry christmas. I ... ( 3 weeks ago by jayscripps)
merry christmas. I like your writing chixie
HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE ... ( 2 weeks ago by lethaargik)
HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!
Good job. Actually ... ( 2 weeks ago by louieptuey)
Good job. Actually I know a family whose Christmas tradition is to make a huge spread of homemade Chinese food. The dad's got about 8 woks on propane burners out in the garage and the mom makes a traditional American meal in the kitchen... so much food. They're not Jewish though. They are North Dakota Bohemian Lutherans.
I am a jew and i ... ( 2 weeks ago by cubstechboy)
I am a jew and i love chinese food
OMG, too funny. ... ( 2 weeks ago by bldnghrtcnsrvtv)
OMG, too funny. That's EXACTLY what we do, too! That's so great someone actually made a song of it! (Honestly, this year I was looking forward to the fact that the Star Trek movie was supposed to come out on December 25, but I hear they've changed the date. Oh well. Too bad for me.
his mom teaches me ... ( 2 weeks ago by carolinarocks32)
his mom teaches me english...
your voice is ... ( 2 weeks ago by Spiffylee)
your voice is fantastic! Really funny song too.
this song rocks!!! ( 1 week ago by weirdal365)
this song rocks!!!
LMFAO my family ... ( 1 week ago by skittlesandmnms23)
LMFAO my family totally does that. The movie theaters are totally empty. And my mom sneaks microwaved popcorn and a diet coke she grabbed from the fridge.
thats is wat we do ... ( 1 week ago by bballin1196)
thats is wat we do when this first came out last year all my friends did this
I always go to the ... ( 1 week ago by Justdaman411)
I always go to the movies on Christmas eve with my cousins cause we all dislike each other.
Personally, I'm a ... ( 1 week ago by theGsun)
Personally, I'm a Jew, and I am not offended at all
Fantastic video, so ... ( 1 week ago by tatumpiano)
Fantastic video, so well done, I was smiling the whole time and will pass this around! Great job!!!
im a jew and i ... ( 6 days ago by jered89)
im a jew and i think this is HILARIOUS!
hell ya chinese ... ( 5 days ago by JDAV95)
hell ya chinese food on christmas since 2002
Omg my fave holiday ... ( 5 days ago by veronicafan98)
Omg my fave holiday song besides jingle bombs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8)
omg...hahaha ( 4 days ago by LadyCrimson)
omg...hahaha
lol i come from a ... ( 3 days ago by sweetivy081)
lol i come from a very traditional hispanic family so no chin ese food and movie for meee...and it would be nice to have chinese food and watch a movie...lol that's just sooo weird tho, damn hispanics and their traditions!! j/k. love the video!
see, we do chinese ... ( 3 days ago by shortANDlovinit27)
see, we do chinese food then me and my other jewish friends sneak starbucks into the movie theater...its pretty fun haha
I saw this video ... ( 2 days ago by mugilla1)
I saw this video last year and I was so happy it is still on you tube. I am a Jew as well and I think this is not only funny, but really showcases your film-making talent. Keep them coming we will be watching!!
i'm a jew too! 3/5 ( 1 day ago by hockeyplayr188)
i'm a jew too! 3/5
LOL Thats exactly ... ( 10 hours ago by rissaroo1800)
LOL Thats exactly what I do!



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