Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!



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Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police.
I know they are other versions of this on YouTube but this one is better quality, Enjoy :)


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wat the fuck you ... ( 3 days ago by michaeljackson414)
wat the fuck you want muhhfukaahh!!!! lmaoo
WAT THE FUCK DO U ... ( 3 days ago by darkwrath85)
WAT THE FUCK DO U WANT MAUTHA FUCKA!!
this shit is ... ( 3 days ago by dhmsrcb)
this shit is cracking me up
funniest shit about police thing
Pause at 0:33, and ... ( 3 days ago by lenaisabel9)
Pause at 0:33, and you`ll see that he is a nigger.
LMAAOOO @ 2:30 look ... ( 2 days ago by ncballamc)
LMAAOOO @ 2:30 look at him going crazy in the car
lmao great stuff ( 2 days ago by Shockworthy)
lmao great stuff
Array ( 2 days ago by Vadskallmanheta)
<--- crazy friend CRABMAN !!!!11
says the women at ... ( 2 days ago by weaponexpert1)
says the women at the end "he hit me!" or "he got wheed!" ????
she says: he got ... ( 2 days ago by milliondollarbaby93)
she says: he got wheed!
i watch this over ... ( 2 days ago by JOELxIVESON)
i watch this over and over again and laugh so hard everytime.
man dont give him ... ( 2 days ago by mfinlay694)
man dont give him SHEEIT! WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT!!!
LMAO!
hes already a ... ( 2 days ago by sayedo)
hes already a nigger dude @@ r u drunk?
HE GOT WEED LMFAO ( 2 days ago by TheTeXasYanKee)
HE GOT WEED LMFAO
sooooooooooooo ... ( 2 days ago by masbo)
sooooooooooooo funny. Chris rock is the man. And he makes sense
... ( 1 day ago by ZaLeR284)
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Hhahahahahaha "HE ... ( 1 day ago by SoyMala18)
Hhahahahahaha "HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED" hahaha!!
...and stay in ur ... ( 1 day ago by Paliking21)
...and stay in ur car wit ur hands on the wheel. WHAT THE FUCK U WANT MOTHER FUKER! lmao. rofl-copter.
Hahahahhaaa ( 1 day ago by NinjaKatatomi)
Hahahahhaaa
LMAOOOOOOOO 2:04 ( 17 hours ago by latinoheat123123)
LMAOOOOOOOO 2:04
your friend might ... ( 16 hours ago by CrookedMC)
your friend might be crazy^^
HAHA GET A WHITE ... ( 16 hours ago by carrotjuice555)
HAHA GET A WHITE FRIEND!!!!
omg lmfao 2:05-2:14 ( 15 hours ago by qohs79)
omg lmfao 2:05-2:14
new comment ( 11 hours ago by bethebetterman)
new comment
white friend and ... ( 5 minutes ago by azjeffs)
white friend and mad woman were the funniest =P



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