5 Rubbish Movie Monsters



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Ha ha so funny, the ... ( 2 weeks ago by BuryJoe)
Ha ha so funny, the guys who made these movies must have been complete and utter morons.
Array ( 2 weeks ago by Lennyfred)
now i
´ve seen it all.
we need to give Mr. ... ( 2 weeks ago by Superbeast1370)
we need to give Mr. Ashens a 24 pack of beer.
The skeleton with ... ( 2 weeks ago by highsco)
The skeleton with the horse in the begining, I think that's from the Angila logo from ITV from the 1950's to the 1980's, well Ashens does come from Norwich.
Oh god! Not a shrew! ( 2 weeks ago by Sp00ksUrLady)
Oh god! Not a shrew!
Lol they keep ... ( 1 week ago by solidwtf2)
Lol they keep showing the killer shrews on the paranormal channel XD
I have to say that ... ( 1 week ago by Shavarnarak)
I have to say that although the dinosaur handpuppet at 1 is a very close contender. (And the paper-mache head at 2 is also spectacularly full of epic fail. Its actually the jellyfish thingy that gave me the biggest laugh. I'd say my ranking would've been Jellyfish, Handpuppet, Paper-mache, Sheep, Shrew. But for comedy I suppose you can't beat finishing on a handpuppet.
number 4 rulz ( 1 week ago by nukeking1)
number 4 rulz
Who are the ... ( 1 week ago by gorozilla)
Who are the brainless morons that made all that shit? I have seen better turds than that.
Providing all you ... ( 1 week ago by kerVelfarre)
Providing all you had in your house to use as monsters were those two hand puppets and had no other way of filming them whatsoever, I must say in that case it was a pretty well-filmed fight scene. Of course, at that point you're supposed to realized that you need to stop making films.
wtf this is fuckin ... ( 1 week ago by IAmBetterThanU122)
wtf this is fuckin bullshit u fuckin ass ill fuckin KICK your ass and shove my sweaty ballls in your FUCKING FACE
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
at 3:11 you can see ... ( 1 week ago by littlegrunck)
at 3:11 you can see a hand at the bottom of the dinosaur
...what? ( 1 week ago by Axe995)
...what?
i agree ( 1 week ago by LogansRoadhouse)
i agree
LOL knocks down ... ( 1 week ago by donaldf256)
LOL knocks down perol pumps wi his arse
Very graphic, ... ( 1 week ago by silverboi2006)
Very graphic, someone should flag this.
"Godmonster" was a ... ( 1 week ago by facelesshorseman)
"Godmonster" was a camel skin. "The Killer Shrews" scared the piss out of me when I was about six and watched it on the afternoon creature feature. My father had caught a shrew while gardening, and the thought a bunch of those hyperactive, vicious, smelly little dudes, all blown up really got to me!.
HOW IS THIS GRAPHIC ... ( 6 days ago by kiba123654)
HOW IS THIS GRAPHIC THERE IS NOTHING GRAPHIC ABOUT THIS :s
Sarcasm doesn't ... ( 5 days ago by silverboi2006)
Sarcasm doesn't travel well through the internet does it?
you cant hear the ... ( 4 days ago by xtian96)
you cant hear the person talking because we type...so yeah sarcasm sucks here
not really, ... ( 4 days ago by ChrisEsperProduction)
not really, puppetry is used quite a bit for monster movies like these, even ones with bigger budgets.
i liked the killer ... ( 3 days ago by darthnihl501)
i liked the killer shrews. that was a bad ass movie
killer shrews was ... ( 3 days ago by Zombie215)
killer shrews was an awesome B-Movie!
oh no its a mutant ... ( 2 days ago by mileswhit)
oh no its a mutant sheep made out of foam rubber funny



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