Steve Martin - Sex Jokes



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Steve Martin performing some sex jokes at the Universal Amphitheatre on September 28th, 1979... Watch it 'til the end, features the best punch line in stand-up history (in my opinion)... Enjoy!


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1:42 ( 2 months ago by Ryohazukisama)
1:42
wow how lame 8:00 ( 2 months ago by mattnanney15)
wow how lame 8:00
An absolute comic ... ( 2 months ago by MazBee)
An absolute comic genius. "A man is only a guy.." The best comic persona of all time. Makes Woody Allen look like a beginner
3:12 ( 2 months ago by vinzjohn04)
3:12
1:12 ( 2 months ago by vinzjohn04)
1:12
Was this concert ... ( 2 months ago by MazBee)
Was this concert ever released on DVD? Let me know
It was never ... ( 2 months ago by VHSgoodies)
It was never officially released, but I'm sure you can find some bootlegs of it on ebay :)
i have this on vinyl ( 1 month ago by AteEsixed)
i have this on vinyl
the last joke with ... ( 1 month ago by MrPie455)
the last joke with the cat...fucking hilarious
2:35 ( 1 month ago by RCNunya)
2:35
Haha, great. ( 1 month ago by zraider8066)
Haha, great.
i love how immature ... ( 1 month ago by pwnageprata)
i love how immature he is, it's great. 1:22 in particular hahaha
that cat was the ... ( 1 month ago by xxadorexx)
that cat was the best fuck i ever had...bahahah love it.
classic ( 1 month ago by whosthatpuppy)
classic
hahah great! thanks ... ( 1 month ago by DieGewerkschaft)
hahah great! thanks for uploading! :-)
embedding enabled ... ( 3 weeks ago by defaultuser11433)
embedding enabled by request.. plz wtf
EPIC LOL ( 3 weeks ago by kenshinamv)
EPIC LOL
Singing from the ... ( 3 weeks ago by Voodoofreak35)
Singing from the DIAPHRAGM LOL
HAHA holy shit... ... ( 2 weeks ago by hugsithebear)
HAHA holy shit...didn't see that one coming! heeeheeeheee
Yeah it is one of ... ( 2 weeks ago by lazarus0202)
Yeah it is one of the best punch lines ever. Awesome.
This never gets old! ( 1 week ago by MissEyeliner92)
This never gets old!
That is classic ... ( 1 week ago by NeoTheo2)
That is classic Steve Martin. Great!!!!!
Which reminds me. ... ( 1 week ago by NeoTheo2)
Which reminds me. The first night I went home with my, what was ultimately to be, wife, she was concerned about weather or not I would like her cat. She had the most beautiful cat, a silver point Himalayan, I have ever seen, which I fell in love with the cat, cat fell in love with me, and from that moment on the cat was my cat. It saddens me that for a least a couple of weeks I could have used the line, "She had the best pussy," but missed my opportunity.
hahahaha that is ... ( 5 hours ago by joelm118)
hahahaha that is histerical



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