As One. - Melbourne, Australia 2007 YouTube Gathering
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FUNNY RANDOM FACTS ABOUT AUSTALIA:
-Their cheeses don't make me run to the toilet. Nor do their meats. I seem to have a problem with American dairy products.
-Their junk food is expensive, but their healthy food is cheap. So if chocolate is an aphrodisiac, you'll be very sexually frustrated when you can't afford a candy bar.
-They have a lot of bugs since they're not so heavy into pest control. Bring bug repellent and a bat when you come to visit. Don't be afraid to by stupid looking hats to keep the flies away either!
-If you ever go to Melbourne, don't be afraid to walk down a dark alley. You may see some very impressive art. Just watch where you step... they also seem to serve as public restrooms from time to time.
-Go to Koala Cove while driving on The Great Ocean Road! Seriously, it's cool! Oh yeah, and they REALLY do sell POO!
-Stay away from Vegemite if you didn't grow up on it. To me, it smells like fish bait and tastes like medicine.
-Many American restaurants are called something completely different, but they are there. For example, Burger King is Hungry Jacks and Red Robin is still gross.
-They don't tip because the waiters make good money, but get ready to spend more money on the meal.
-Australians don't put another shrimp on the barbie unless you want your ass kicked.
-Toilets don't really flush the other way. My dreams were crushed when I found that out.
-The holes in their toilets are about 3 times bigger than American toilet holes. That's because Australians are more full of... thinking time : )
-They drive on the left side of the road. That'll play with your head for a while, lol.
WHY WAS I SO SAD LOOKING: I wasn't sad... I was tired from all the editing I had been doing to make this video the best I could make it. It was very hard to express the experience in the way that I felt it, through a 10 minute video. UPCOMING GATHERINGS: http://www.youtubegathering.com MY FAVOR
ITE BEER WHILE IN AUSTRALIA: Asahi, Stella Artois, and Crown MY FAVORITE FOOD IN AUSTRALIA: Thai MUSIC BY: Solar Powered People http://www.myspace.com/solarpoweredpeople SPECIAL THANKS TO: Andrew aka AngryAussie for the great experiences and for letting me crash at his place : ) http://www.youtub
e.com/angryaussie TheMightyThor1212, Emma, and Damien: For the beer tasting experiences.
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Much Much Better.
Look on the bright side, Brisbane Kills Sydney.
We don't want any retards so we're real glad you don't like it here. Please do us all a favour & stay away !!
l'm a very proud Melbournian !
is the best bcuz i come from there and its butiful and the outback
and the wildlife
i mean the landscape and animals....its only the well known places that count :D
Awesome!