Ballmer sells windows1.0



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The commercial of Windows 1.0. Steve Ballmer telling about all the features of the OS


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So that's where ... ( 5 days ago by UltimateSnackYo)
So that's where billy Mays got his ideas from... And Mr. Ballmer, I like Nebraska! You can't control my letter writing habits! Reversi-Gasm!!
lmao.. a notepad a ... ( 5 days ago by Savage0311)
lmao.. a notepad a clock!!!
he's a proffesion, ... ( 4 days ago by morinus1110)
he's a proffesion, a master, he knows how to pull atraction thats why he's more that a milionaire
Only Mac OS X or ... ( 4 days ago by AgentCROCODILE)
Only Mac OS X or better though, not classical Macintosh (AFAIK)
Goodbye Windows ... ( 4 days ago by AgentCROCODILE)
Goodbye Windows Vista!
HELLO WINDOWS 1.0!
(only kidding. more like Hello Windows NT Workstation 4.0) I guess in Windows 7 they will introduce Reversi with DRMs so people can't pirate it. RRM = Reversi Rights Management
This guy is such an ... ( 3 days ago by boonghunter)
This guy is such an asshole
Oh I guessed 5 ... ( 3 days ago by AgentCROCODILE)
Oh I guessed 5 cents. I guess I was a little too short.
Why did Nebraska ... ( 3 days ago by ForTheMoon)
Why did Nebraska get the shaft?
He's the only ... ( 3 days ago by ThatCanadianGuy420)
He's the only person in the world i would gladly kill and spend the rest of my life in jail for.
das pena ( 3 days ago by brandonaxel10)
das pena
Because of ... ( 2 days ago by chstens)
Because of Microsofts hidden anti-Nebraska policy, of course.
wow... windows ... ( 2 days ago by metamaster765)
wow... windows vista and windows XP makes that look like you just bought a 5 dollar reversi game with a clock paint and a typing thing.
what a nerdy voice ( 2 days ago by Globox822)
what a nerdy voice
I strongly believe ... ( 2 days ago by hackerandmodder)
I strongly believe Jesus himself would kill that guy. Then Bill Gates. All of his Operating Systems suck. Not even to mention Steve Jobs. What do I use? Ubuntu. (Google it)
bad ( 2 days ago by cmpq6)
bad
i really prefer ... ( 2 days ago by nanostrike)
i really prefer fedora to that buggy shit xD
After all these ... ( 1 day ago by phantomrider78)
After all these years, You are still a tool,Balmer.
The funny thing is, ... ( 1 day ago by Evi1M4chine)
The funny thing is, that Vista still only got those basic crap excuses of programs. When you install a Linux distribution, everything comes with it. Install the OS, and be done. Drivers and software included.
what exuses from ... ( 1 day ago by metamaster765)
what exuses from basic crap?
HAHAHA gotta love ... ( 1 day ago by NESherv)
HAHAHA gotta love the undated Miami Vice reference
dam that computer ... ( 1 day ago by rogemont69)
dam that computer is crappy lol
Me too!! Fedora ... ( 14 hours ago by tigsdk)
Me too!! Fedora rocks :D
All those features? ... ( 12 hours ago by thaillistreillist)
All those features? And here I am using Vista like a sucker.
What a character!! ... ( 7 hours ago by nords)
What a character!! :P



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