George Carlin on Cigars



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The comedic legend rants on cigar-smoking lame ass businessmen.
From the comedic genius' HBO special "You Are All Diseased."


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wtf wat a backwards ... ( 6 days ago by 12345delboy)
wtf wat a backwards retarded american wtf does he know just look at his stupid hair
Lol, looks like he ... ( 6 days ago by WoWJakfrost)
Lol, looks like he struck a nerve eh? He must know something...
You must be a cigar ... ( 6 days ago by mistaphill)
You must be a cigar smoking piece of Euro Trash.
Euro trash? Europe ... ( 5 days ago by YT12345678910)
Euro trash? Europe is great. You know shit.
LMFAO to the guy on ... ( 5 days ago by YT12345678910)
LMFAO to the guy on page 6 of the comments who called George Lopez a real comedian. Carlin's the best. Period.
hey, fuck you. if u ... ( 5 days ago by onelove5191)
hey, fuck you. if u even knew anything about george carlin u wouldnt say shit like that. he was a fucking genius.
amen to that! lol ( 5 days ago by onelove5191)
amen to that! lol
"sometimes a cigar ... ( 5 days ago by onelove5191)
"sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" oh yeah? well sometimes its a big brown DICK!
I smoke cigars and ... ( 5 days ago by apen1010)
I smoke cigars and I could kick your ass George Carlin, US Marines 4th Divison, Hoorah!
Carlin would waste ... ( 5 days ago by undertakerfreak1127)
Carlin would waste you, you tesosterone spilling pathetic fuck.
America has it's ... ( 5 days ago by undertakerfreak1127)
America has it's great share of trash, trust me.
The IQ level of the ... ( 5 days ago by undertakerfreak1127)
The IQ level of the idiots browsing YouTube is astounding low it seems.
George Carlin is ... ( 5 days ago by CoopPoopzz)
George Carlin is god.
You can't be ... ( 4 days ago by Jaoric)
You can't be serious, right?
business as usual. ... ( 4 days ago by Josephdorf03)
business as usual. apen, you are a parody of yourself!! HOORAH!
Sometimes a cigar ... ( 3 days ago by onelove5191)
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, yeah, well sometimes its a big brown dick!
apen1010 says "I ... ( 3 days ago by EricSchwin22)
apen1010 says "I smoke cigars and I could kick your ass George Carlin, US Marines 4th Divison, Hoorah!"
Oh hey Marine! Fuck you...baby killer!
On the entire ... ( 3 days ago by FinalKenny2)
On the entire internet.
And since everyone is online nowadays...
You should watch ... ( 2 days ago by delticw12)
You should watch more of George's comedy,when he's talking about fucking idiots he means brainless "hoorah!" pricks like you.Stop watching youtube and start watching your targets,maybe a few less friendly fire incidents?
He isn't talking ... ( 2 days ago by fwubbuh)
He isn't talking about you, he's talking about businessmen.
dude thats not cool ... ( 2 days ago by whoareyou54)
dude thats not cool i'm a pasifist but you cant just say stuff like that
yes it does ( 2 days ago by poppintags3)
yes it does
Exactly! Only dum ... ( 1 day ago by Discfiend69)
Exactly! Only dum enough to aim and fire...
Not smart enough to understand.Uncle Sams had his cock up these guys and the American publics ass for way to long now.
"And blow it out ... ( 3 hours ago by ieatsuperglue)
"And blow it out your AZZ!



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