Stand up comedy - Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker and Bernie M



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Wow I have to thank ... ( 1 week ago by Dresden1065)
Wow I have to thank you for showing me how truly stupid & thick ppl can be.
He said Bill as in $100 Bill. WTF did you think he meant you idiot? Are y y o yo you too fu fu fuking dumb to realize that? lol you are by far the biggest retard on youtube I have EVER seen, and I've seen a few of those.
How am I a "retard" ... ( 1 week ago by 7Row7enn7)
How am I a "retard" for simply requesting that English be spoken properly?
No. You are a ... ( 1 week ago by Dresden1065)
No. You are a retard for your inability to decipher what he means. Sure he is using incorrect english, but to admit that you have no inkling as to what he meant when he said it, reveals that not only are you an anal yuppie bastard, but that you are stupid.
omg Dresden1065 lol ... ( 6 days ago by mizznene)
omg Dresden1065 lol give the guy a break! lol that was hilarious!
1:18 yah? guess ... ( 6 days ago by commando2224)
1:18 yah? guess what we got 0bama brother. so there ya go
hm yep im waaaaay ... ( 6 days ago by Jager1000)
hm yep im waaaaay to white to get this
wobama, black ... ( 6 days ago by e12sahimali)
wobama, black president. does HE carry a gun? lol
obama* ( 6 days ago by e12sahimali)
obama*
wat dont u get ... ( 5 days ago by murcielagodog)
wat dont u get about it
omg its fucking ... ( 4 days ago by fgdhsghdhgdhhs)
omg its fucking hilarious so stop critisizing the english hes way funny
gay ( 4 days ago by turpinian)
gay
you need to go ... ( 3 days ago by hunarf)
you need to go watch some mr bean and stop hating.
get a life ( 3 days ago by MISSBRECON)
get a life
What the hell are ... ( 3 days ago by Dresden1065)
What the hell are you talking about Mizznene?
I know this shit is funny, I was telling that OTHER retard that he shouldn't be so critical of his stand up routine.
Array ( 3 days ago by Dresden1065)
fuck you dumbass.
Why don't you actually read what I say before you comment. Oh that's right you CAN'T you illterate bastard.
i was laffing at ... ( 3 days ago by mizznene)
i was laffing at what you were saying to him i was only agreeing with you jeez...and when i say give him a break i was being sarcastic because he totally deserved it..
i'm the dumbass go ... ( 3 days ago by MISSBRECON)
i'm the dumbass go fuck urself
only dumbasses come on youtube and write comments like that. who cares wat he says,he is funny and he is making his money, ur making fuck all.
OMG!!! Don't you ... ( 3 days ago by Dresden1065)
OMG!!! Don't you get it you fucking ignoramus??
I DID say Chris Tucker was funny!!! I was telling that other asshole who thought he wasn't that he was. Are you fucking retarded? I'm on Tucker's side you fucking moron!!
lol sorry bro. A ... ( 3 days ago by Dresden1065)
lol sorry bro. A simple case of misunderstanding and I apologize.
the first 11 ... ( 3 days ago by jenaosa1224)
the first 11 seconds i really just can't understand...was he even speaking english?
hahaha
haha "they wont ... ( 3 days ago by EchoInfinity)
haha "they wont vote for a black president" xD
lol its okay ( 3 days ago by mizznene)
lol its okay
Check out Obama " ... ( 1 day ago by ColoriaCleo)
Check out Obama "Today is my day" feat.Coloria
Come here boy, im ... ( 1 hour ago by Kevinkim7)
Come here boy, im coming



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