Dolphins are stupid



Uploaded by: CapnOAwesome
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...and we should eat them.
Subscribe! Dolphins are the primary cause of evil on the planet. They kill babies and laugh at crippled old people. I'm going to travel to Japan just so I can eat some Dolphins.


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Holy shit, this ... ( 1 week ago by waterypop)
Holy shit, this video is hilarious!!!!!
Seriously, how does ... ( 1 week ago by MysteryAC)
Seriously, how does dolphin jerky taste? I think it's only fair I show them equality and eat them just like I eat the cow and the pig and the chicken.
yeah right...ur a ... ( 1 week ago by killerdessert)
yeah right...ur a dumbass bitch who hates dolphins...hope sharks will eat ur fat ass..
You're saying ... ( 1 week ago by vivvav)
You're saying dolphins are evil and kill the Japanese... That is... SO TRUE! HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS ALL THESE YEARS!? HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND!?
Such rednecks who ... ( 1 week ago by mydogissheltie)
Such rednecks who are against dolphin-fishing and whaling are really lunatic.
Such maniacs condemns dolphin fishing while they abuse their children, hunt innocent deer,eat Big-macs three times a day as their staple foods.
lol ( 1 week ago by rriturajg)
lol
ok would u liked 2 ... ( 1 week ago by cuteperson92)
ok would u liked 2 be skinned down on a plate i do not think so dum dum }:(
Array ( 1 week ago by cheapbeater55)
HILARIOUS!!!
Smarmey dolphin bastards!
U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( 1 week ago by Zach12345678)
U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck u .u like ... ( 1 week ago by yesanna69)
fuck u .u like dolpins are nice they save life and i dont care what u put like poor comment or marked as spam so go put what u what u think i DONT CARE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH I DONT CARE GOT THAT
LOL ( 1 week ago by satsuki26)
LOL
Killer Whales are ... ( 1 week ago by cookie12243)
Killer Whales are dolphins and they kill other animals and hunt to eat.
i'm a vegetarian ... ( 6 days ago by rockthelobby)
i'm a vegetarian and i found this hilarious. keep up the good work, captain awesome.
umm...... your are ... ( 6 days ago by monkeyducks123)
umm...... your are the most retarded person i have ever seen in my life... stupid
1. tuna fish are ... ( 6 days ago by monkeyducks123)
1. tuna fish are dolphins thats why they're called tuna dolphins! 2.dolphins are the second most smartest animal in the world 3. your not a dolphin, you don't know what they are saying!! ha ha I have probally ruined your day!!! -monkeyducks123!!!
And in Africa they ... ( 6 days ago by wavepsychic)
And in Africa they eat Extra Terrestrial Grays. Their intelligent! Does anyone ever stick up for them? Nooo because they abduct and torcher people!
Most of this is ... ( 6 days ago by Pumpitupmaster)
Most of this is either really funny or really ignorant. My moneys on funny, cause I couldn't stop laughing. But no really, dolphin does taste good. Not as good as octapus. Octapus is more slimy and then spicey a great 1 2 combo. *BOOM*
Argh, those Smarmey Dolphin bastards (hohohoho)
To anyone who says ... ( 6 days ago by Camron0123456789)
To anyone who says dolphines saves lives, this is not Flipper!!!It's fucken reality.
you know whats ... ( 4 days ago by sleazypig)
you know whats better than killing and eating dolphins killing and eating baby dolphins mmmmmmmm
its just a parody. ( 3 days ago by WebSurfer30)
its just a parody.
I like dolphins but ... ( 2 days ago by VintageEnvy)
I like dolphins but theyre bitchy, they use their sonar to blip on animals to find their weakest internal areas for ultimate damage when they dolphin punch them with their nose. They are frickin bullies and do this even to other kid dolphins, if youre gonna be an ass like be prepared to get picked on back. I do love them though and wouldnt eat them but I dont care if thats your life and how you and you're family and history has always done to survive.
Ugh all of u guyz ... ( 2 days ago by hloser21f)
Ugh all of u guyz who do eat dolphins are just cruel omg how could u eat poor dolphins? ugh their almost extinct because of u people UGH u fucking retards!
FUCKING STUPID ... ( 1 day ago by franck789789)
FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLE
Array ( 14 hours ago by bullet4mehvalentine)
LMAO
U CALLED HIM DUMB THEN U SAID EATED
XDDDDDDD
ahhh that was funny



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