Menopause Parking by Chonda Pierce



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Your such a ... ( 2 years ago by cmdozier)
Your such a blessing Chonda!!! We love you! this was funny girl, but, I sure did appreciate that expectant mother's parking spot when I was pregnant! hehe
Yes, ma,am!! ( 1 year ago by OMM06)
Yes, ma,am!!
Amen! ( 1 year ago by ozarkartist)
Amen!
Votes for menopuse ... ( 1 year ago by dragonfly0071)
Votes for menopuse parking !!!
I second the motion ... ( 1 year ago by cinnyluvscats)
I second the motion for menopause parking!
I am truly ... ( 1 year ago by simbrinathecat)
I am truly handicapped & got a real kick out of this clip!!
if you cant walk ... ( 1 year ago by crazycatladyrox)
if you cant walk yourself into the door, you dont need to be havin no baby!!! lol menopause parking..lol
This is TOP stuff!! ... ( 11 months ago by insainemoth84)
This is TOP stuff!!! More Menopause parking!!!
love it, menopause ... ( 10 months ago by narleypig)
love it, menopause parking i am for it
AMEN for menopause ... ( 9 months ago by israeljc)
AMEN for menopause parking spots and free valet service!
Absolutely! ( 8 months ago by museandmuser)
Absolutely!
Menopause parking, ... ( 6 months ago by dustyRose4real)
Menopause parking, that's just toooo funny. The next time that I park the car, I'm gonna look for the skull and cross=bones. Amen to here sense of humor.
my mom would agree ... ( 5 months ago by AbBiluvsJESUS)
my mom would agree wth that
LMAO! Menopause ... ( 4 months ago by Luubelaar)
LMAO! Menopause parking. Add "PMS parking" in there too.
"Parents with prams" parking I can understand that, but expectant mothers parking? WTF???
Chonda, your great! ... ( 3 months ago by alivewit5)
Chonda, your great! I thought pregnant women were supposed to exercise & walk. Menopause parking, Yeh!By the time I drive @ the pking lot umpteen doz. time by hot flashes have kicked in and if I do find a parking space----get out of my way!
By the way, your ... ( 3 months ago by alivewit5)
By the way, your looking good. I like your hair style & you w. ur glasses.
I agree with the ... ( 3 months ago by Fl4mom)
I agree with the menopause parking....I've suffered road rage right there in the middle of a Walmart parking lot...it was not pretty...
Maybe we could use ... ( 3 months ago by mommyfairyqueen)
Maybe we could use this for PMS also -- I get "killer crazy" the week before!
everything you ever ... ( 3 months ago by gharold1)
everything you ever wanted to know about menopause but didn't know who to ask, menopause.10001press (DOT) Com
Funny! I have to ... ( 3 months ago by Robyns1216)
Funny! I have to say, though--I think expectant mother's parking is a sweet idea--but how do they monitor that? I wasn't given a pregnancy placard to hang from my mirror! LOL It certainly is good to walk while you're pregnant, but when you have to tinkle every 20 minutes, sometimes it's nice to avoid the trek! ;-)
You won't mind ... ( 2 months ago by menopause08)
You won't mind where you park if you feel happy and healthy with herbs homeopathy and holistic remedies during menopause.
WalMart has a ... ( 1 month ago by browneyedcarol)
WalMart has a PLANTER for a parking lot. I don't quite understand it really. Right up close to the door even. Ok, it's pretty and all, but, when you gotta walk past it to get to your car that's 1/2 a mile out, who's looking at the plants? I have half a notion to park in the plants somedays...
Read more about ... ( 3 weeks ago by HealthyLiving123)
Read more about menopause on medbroadcast..com



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