German Coast Guard - Lost in Translation



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I don't think ... ( 2 months ago by Gammafan94)
I don't think that's entirely true. German is ALSO useful in Austria and (parts of) Switzerland.:)
your precision is a ... ( 2 months ago by ifasmile)
your precision is a proper answer to my approximative comment, you're right ! And as I'm swiss, I should have said it, but thought more in term of the whole world... Guess I will face the millions of Austria's inhabitants, schocked by my comment, and the effective majority (in terms of number)of my compatriots, complaining who's that guy who ignores us ! lol Seriously, it was not my intention... I will need now governemental protection, + hired private guards... Oh, my God ! what did I do
Lol! By the way, ... ( 2 months ago by Gammafan94)
Lol! By the way, are you from the French speaking part of Switzerland?
yes, from Geneva, ... ( 2 months ago by ifasmile)
yes, from Geneva, Gen
ève in French... so it is my daily usual language :)
:) J'aime beaucoup ... ( 2 months ago by Gammafan94)
:) J'aime beaucoup la langue fran
çaise, elle me plaît tres, tres bien ! J'étais en train de l'étudier, mais plus maintenant...maintenant j'étudie l'allemand et le russe ! Lol! Ah oui...votre anglais est presque parfait. :)
Merci pour ... ( 2 months ago by ifasmile)
Merci pour l'anglais presque parfait... Wow ! You are a surprising person, what an american learning languages ! kidding you, yes, but though it's true... a rare exception among your compatriots... Bravo !
:) Merci beaucoup ! ... ( 2 months ago by Gammafan94)
:) Merci beaucoup ! J'aime toutes les langues, j'aime les apprendre...c'est un "hobby" de moi ! :) D
ésolé pour mon mal français...mais je dois encore apprendre... Et vous ? J'ai vu votre "channel". Je vois que vous parlez beaucoup de langues ! Bien sûr que français, mais anglais ? hollandais ? portugais ? ...chinois ? Waoh ! Le chinois, c'est une langue tres, tres difficile a aprendre, non ?
Ou est-ce que vous l'avez appris ? A l'université... ?
lool ( 2 months ago by GloomySunday87)
lool
Hahahahaha - lol! = ... ( 1 month ago by hpcrazy4eva)
Hahahahaha - lol! =]=]
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! ... ( 1 month ago by davidvona)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!lmao
Lol XDD ( 1 month ago by Quangsan)
Lol XDD
AWESOME ;D ( 1 month ago by MaXiMuSNFSpr0)
AWESOME ;D
This is soooooo ... ( 1 month ago by roxyg1029)
This is soooooo funny I love it!!! come to my channel for more funny video's!!!
XD this hella made ... ( 3 weeks ago by xDamagedRose08x)
XD this hella made my day.
"what are you... sinking.. about?"
his accent is so ... ( 3 weeks ago by xDamagedRose08x)
his accent is so cute. X]
rofl DEUTSCHLAND!!! ( 3 weeks ago by Bananenstaudenmann)
rofl DEUTSCHLAND!!!
Array ( 3 weeks ago by piratesluvr4lyf)
NICE!!!
hahahahahahha
i shoed this to my frrnds they laughed there asses off
now the g2g find them... LOL!
Very funny and ... ( 3 weeks ago by StopUnumNow)
Very funny and appropriate for extremely strange times... Many thanks for posting
this is the nazi ... ( 2 weeks ago by yuanobmo)
this is the nazi coast guard!
Hahahhaha I love da ... ( 2 weeks ago by bahraouik)
Hahahhaha I love da dumpkopf aus deutschland :)))
hahahaaha ( 1 week ago by dominykusia)
hahahaaha
THIS!!!!! in 1964 ... ( 1 week ago by Garethrulez)
THIS!!!!! in 1964 13 year old Elisa Johnson was raped and murdered in North Carolina, her body was found with multiple stab wounds, and now that you've read this, every night she will come to your house and hang from your closet with glowing red eyes, the only way to stop this is to post this to 10 other videos. SORRY I DIDNT WANT HER IN MY ROOM
HAHAH I had this ... ( 1 week ago by regretfulflyerxxx)
HAHAH I had this emailed to me by my first class in the navy. ^o^ HAHAHA> If i survied that ship wreck i'd beat the shit out of that dirt bag. "What are you thinking about" ^-^
wanna know how you ... ( 20 hours ago by WeirdBird)
wanna know how you say "we're sinking" in German? wir sinken! [pron.: veer zing-ken]
Sounds pretty similar... ;)



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