George Carlin - Ten Commandments



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PS Thank for for ... ( 4 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
PS Thank for for admitting the bible was written by PEOPLE,not god,tho the bible says otherwise.I could give you some interesting quotes about how the earth was flat and had 4 corners,or other things like that. I am not here to discuss the truth behind the bible,I'm deeply convinced it is bullshit. It's how it affects people that counts.I give a damn some people believe in invisible god that tell us not to lie or else we burn in hell,it's how those people act in the real world that bothers me
I like how you ... ( 4 days ago by davison357)
I like how you avoided my questions like who "brainwashed" the disciples. I admit the Bible was written by people, God hardly came down with a pen and wrote it. I have faith that the Bible was divinely inspired, so in that respect God wrote it. There are plenty of places to read about Jesus besides the Bible, and anyway, why should the Bible be disregarded when a lot of it is considered fact, like the history of the Israelites.
Also, I apologise ... ( 4 days ago by davison357)
Also, I apologise for any Christians out there who may have annoyed you or whatever in the past. If they were following the teachings of Jesus correctly they should have shown you nothing but love and respect. I make no apologies for people from other religions who have treated you badly. I don't doubt many of them are good people, but it's they're job to explain themselves to you, not mine. Anyway, why are we talking about Jesus, this video is about the Ten Commandments. Later dude.
That is called " ... ( 4 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
That is called "brainwashing". I doubt that if you raise a kid as an atheist,and show him probably the scientific part of everything,he'll turn up as a model xian at the age of 18. --I get divine inspiration while smoking pot to be honest.How do you know I'm wrong? --Name 2 books I can read about jesus besides the bible To quote someone "They must find it hard...those who have taken the authority as truth,rather than the truth as authority"
You are a sceptic. ... ( 4 days ago by davison357)
You are a sceptic. That's ok. I have faith. That's ok too. The definitive argument on whether God exists is not going to be solved in comment form on Youtube. The books about Jesus life in the Bible are actually four books - the Gospels. Not one. Others were written, like the ones I mentioned, and by other historians. The chances are you don't know of any books because you don't move in circles where those books are read. Just because you don't know about them doesn't mean they aren't there.
Well,it clearly ... ( 4 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
Well,it clearly affects people.I give a damn about what you or others think,your mind is your own business,but when you start saying that one can only achieve true happiness by eating your crap and those who don't are miserable,crude,disgusting beings,that should be banished from society,on national television,then we have a problem. Further more,I hate people who try to convince me we were born as disgusting,sinful beings and that we should be ashamed by our natural desires and actions,or else
What weird-ass ... ( 4 days ago by davison357)
What weird-ass Christians do you know?? That description doesn't sound like anyone I know. None of my Christian friends would ever say non-christians should be banished from society. So you don't like being told you were born a 'disgusting, sinful being'? Fair enough. I don't like the idea that people die every day, that people steal things, that I'm going to fail my exam tomorrow. It doesn't mean it isn't true. Don't accept it if you don't want, but it's something Christians have accepted.
And dude, I'm ... ( 4 days ago by davison357)
And dude, I'm actually kinda bored now. It's been a good discussion and all, but I actually do have an exam tomorrow and need to cram cram cram. Peace out.
And look where our ... ( 4 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
And look where our society is I believe we are wonderful,intelligent creatures,capable of taking care and finding answers ourselves,capable of rational and objective thinking I believe I don't have to be ashamed for hating someone,wanting to fuck someone,or just my pure existence without "god" And just because you can deny something,doesn't mean it's true.Yea,those things suck,but it's the spiritual side that it's neglected by religion If someone steals from you,do you lose your faith?...no
"A man's ethical ... ( 4 days ago by Hirnlego999)
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. Albert Einstein
he is the smartest ... ( 4 days ago by Jmak4Life)
he is the smartest man i know
davison357, what ... ( 4 days ago by Aditinggi)
davison357, what does the bible say about believers divorcing unbelievers? What does the bible say about men having long hair?
From my memory it ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
From my memory it says believer shouldn't marry unbelievers, but that if they did they shouldn't divorce them just because they're an unbeliever. It says men shouldn't dress like women. That's my memory. I could be omitting something, but I don't think so.
right on ( 3 days ago by dale19812)
right on
So it's okay to ... ( 3 days ago by johnson70069)
So it's okay to gullible? That's what faith is; believing things without evidence.
11 commandments? ... ( 3 days ago by hoagly)
11 commandments? get the fuck outta here hahahaha
Since when is that ... ( 2 days ago by Rirrban)
Since when is that a good thing?
As offensive as I ... ( 1 day ago by Carlitonsp1)
As offensive as I find this, I still find it really funny.
LMFAO! George ... ( 1 day ago by gir908922)
LMFAO! George Carlin FTW! (1937 - 2008) Rest in Peace. ^__^
who gives a fuck ... ( 18 hours ago by mgkpecky)
who gives a fuck what the bible says-fuck the bibile ;)
yes, Moses was full ... ( 14 hours ago by immortalmutation)
yes, Moses was full of shit, he had the right idea, but fails miserably in today's society.
there is no such ... ( 8 hours ago by buddhistgangstamonk)
there is no such thing as god, never was never will be
So YOU know there ... ( 6 hours ago by sotatophsam)
So YOU know there is no God? Wow, you have a one way ticket to "I know everything".
I'm glad someone ... ( 2 hours ago by waywardwatchdog1)
I'm glad someone sees things the same way I do. It's just a bonus that it's the best comedian of all time.



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