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Lol, shut up noob. ( 1 month ago by alecalec321)
Lol, shut up noob.
for all of you who ... ( 1 month ago by manuG2006)
for all of you who sent me messages:i didn't mean to insult mr carlin ,he's a hero,a brave mother fucker like ghandi or lennon,but i think if you ask 2006 carlin if he was so sure about the whole "just bin laden did it " i don't know if he was so sure like in this video ..and yes,i believe there is a elite of powerful people who rules economies,politics,militaries resources,etc,..and ithis im sure mr carlin knew about this,just pay atention: he say "you don't need a formal conspiracy" just watch
he also said things ... ( 1 month ago by manuG2006)
he also said things like this: "THEY always gonna talk about what makes us different,to divide us"..also:"the real owners doens't want you to think for yourself,i mean the real owners ,forget the politicians"..."THEY own this fucking place,THEY own you"..."you don't have freedon of choice ,just the illusion"...i don't believe in aliens theories or satanic being this owners ,but if you search you will find it's true,::he also say "it's all bull shit ,children just have to know how to avoid them"
so i believe it's ... ( 1 month ago by manuG2006)
so i believe it's just a matter of power(nothing else,not satan ,not aliens)..just like mr carlin said: "we know what they want MORE FOR THEMSELVES ,LESS FOR EVERYBODY ELSE"..not big fucking mistery,but i if you think there is no ruling elite,you are blind and you are not really paying attention to him,so open your fucking eyes,and LISTEN carefully.
economic is based ... ( 1 month ago by Bizuland)
economic is based on the cupidity of people. how much people want stuff for themself and not someone else. it s that easy
Its not really true ... ( 1 month ago by Albanis2)
Its not really true. Its based on how people are naive. Like when you convince someone to buy a fucking Ab-king Pro, you got a really naive population and BAM there you go, rich country. Then, they say the underdevelopped country are poors. Because they know what is good and what is bullshit. Unlike americans. Which I think is responsible for the actual economic crisis in USA. YOu never hear of economic crisis in africa. Or south america, and people still live :P
so it's all about ... ( 1 month ago by Dakatt1)
so it's all about supply and demand based on consumer choice? Business runs the world, the owners of these business' may or may not be all in together, they may have good reasons for wage slavery, or not, but they want control, over money and by extension YOU. That is what is f***** up. Not what they are doing but how the system allows them to do it. The "owners" Carlin is describing are these capitalists driving our world into the ground for the sake of profit at the expense of humanity
The sad thing about ... ( 1 month ago by supu6)
The sad thing about him being right all the time is that Bush did actually get re-elected.
If ONE person says ... ( 1 month ago by chives123456)
If ONE person says Jesus it starts an entire Debate
Jesus. I'll be back ... ( 1 month ago by Nazta666)
Jesus. I'll be back in a week.
Hey, what the fuck ... ( 1 month ago by dbgunguy)
Hey, what the fuck happened to commenting on the video? Its a George Carlin video, not a political, Jesus laden video!! George Carlin rules!!!!
George you made the ... ( 1 month ago by fastcarsrin)
George you made the world a better place!
God isn't real. ... ( 1 month ago by inquisitoreisenhorn)
God isn't real. Discuss.
No, but trolls are. ( 1 month ago by MessyPaint)
No, but trolls are.
We don't know, the ... ( 1 month ago by Dakatt1)
We don't know, the best position to take is to be agnostic because that is what we really are, completely unsure. Of course if we can't prove god either way all religion by deference is b/s.
religion is only ... ( 1 month ago by shippox0)
religion is only used to keep order in society to scare people to obey leaders or else die in hell and get raped repeatedly by flaming herpagonasiphilaids infested cocks
2:37 PRICELESSS ( 1 month ago by Daschnek)
2:37 PRICELESSS
The Judeo-Christian ... ( 1 month ago by urza565)
The Judeo-Christian god, which inquisitor was obviously referring to, is not real. Agnosticism is not a religious stance, and you are stupid.
Good times. I love ... ( 1 month ago by DrMetropolis)
Good times. I love me some George Carlin.
Array ( 1 month ago by DannyAbs)
Most observant & best all around comic of all F'n Time
i'll never forget ... ( 1 month ago by kidamerica06)
i'll never forget when my dad took me to his show for my 14th birthday, right around the time this was taped. within two minutes he was completely ripping this drunk loud bitch heckler woman a new one! the crowd went nuts!!
not just that but ... ( 1 month ago by kidamerica06)
not just that but because of the heckler frustrations, he kind of lost his place.. so what does he do?? he goes into an epic 10-15 minute bit about "him and his buddy, Leon, giving eachother enemas in the living room one saturday!" i've never heard any recording of his "leon/enema" bit, but i'll never forget it and how hard i laughed. Carlin was and still is #1
heh, i'm not a ... ( 1 month ago by inquisitoreisenhorn)
heh, i'm not a troll. just think it's hilarious that the minute you mention His name, massive arguments start.
hehe, see! ( 3 weeks ago by inquisitoreisenhorn)
hehe, see!



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