Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding 2/9



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Christopher Titus' Showtime uncut performance. a nine part performance broken down by me...and only me!!!


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... we could make ... ( 1 month ago by shimmra2nd)
... we could make some money off that idea. XD
you just instigated ... ( 1 month ago by zoltan191999)
you just instigated your own muging! come on down!!
I could't hold ... ( 1 month ago by zoltan191999)
I could't hold myself up any more. HIGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
so my step mom ... ( 1 month ago by SUPERrrCHRIS)
so my step mom jumps in the middle of us..."no clintching, no hitting below the belt...GO!!!" luv this guy
Dude, you need to ... ( 1 month ago by Witchcraft13)
Dude, you need to take everything said on wiwpedia with a grain of salt. It is notoriously filled with errors.
thank you father no ... ( 1 month ago by 1234567895708)
thank you father no more wussy shall i be
he would made a ... ( 1 month ago by BigTerio1)
he would made a great carnage
RINNNG: MR. Titus ... ( 1 month ago by ImYourHuckelberry11)
RINNNG: MR. Titus do you have a federal mailbox in your living room? No we figured, just leave the boy out front we'll be by.
"Quit being a wussy ... ( 1 month ago by OmegaMarine)
"Quit being a wussy!" lol
we didn't win the ... ( 4 weeks ago by ruffreep)
we didn't win the blue ribbon, but we have it in our possession
lol ur homeless guy ... ( 4 weeks ago by suicidalkatana)
lol ur homeless guy and we found u on the beach
if my arm got torn ... ( 3 weeks ago by Grimm345)
if my arm got torn off. my dad would go find the arm,get some duck tape & sow it back on. quit being a wussy. thank you father no more wussy shall i be. i can still try out for the soccer team. but not goalie.
my bad all though ... ( 3 weeks ago by Grimm345)
my bad all though not goalie.
LOLZ!! "I did not ... ( 2 weeks ago by JonathansGurl91)
LOLZ!! "I did not lose your crescent wrench your such a dick wad!!" lolz that part made me laugh hysterically
I'm getting a ... ( 2 weeks ago by KurotsukiKuma)
I'm getting a Pick-Axe and i'm going to Burger King
dont go to burger ... ( 2 weeks ago by icetitan123)
dont go to burger king go to Mc Donalds there burgers suck
i would neven fight ... ( 2 weeks ago by icetitan123)
i would neven fight my dad he would sit on me and kill me
p.s hes a big guy
Titus rocks this is ... ( 2 weeks ago by Wakingcorpse)
Titus rocks this is nice
"after that you ... ( 1 week ago by bfeltsb)
"after that you dont need AA, its a one step program" lol o my god thats funny
"and we are ... ( 1 week ago by thekrnjigga)
"and we are hiiiiiiiiiigh. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. I-can-noo-longer-hold-my-body-upright-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH."
"By the way, great ... ( 1 week ago by Spikescalling)
"By the way, great way to fight...arms down, face presented..." Too funny...
We didn't win the ... ( 1 week ago by habitat4343)
We didn't win the blue ribbon, but, we have it in our possesion. LOL!
Nevermore wussie ... ( 1 week ago by EnochMetatron)
Nevermore wussie shall I be!
they were ... ( 2 days ago by icetitan123)
they were HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!



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