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Couldn't they have ... ( 1 month ago by miklosh3)
Couldn't they have taken Pat Robertson instead of George Carlin ?
It's a piece of ... ( 1 month ago by PryOpenThirdEye)
It's a piece of cloth for fuck sake.
That's kind of sad; ... ( 1 month ago by heeey06)
That's kind of sad; so does that mean you don't think for yourself?
Don't worry, he'll ... ( 1 month ago by lastunusedname)
Don't worry, he'll die someday too. Man, thats gonna be sweet.
"At what point does ... ( 1 month ago by lastunusedname)
"At what point does all this stuff just break down and become some stupid shit somebody just made up?" The beginning, George.
he 'just' has the ... ( 1 month ago by edmundstoiberderdepp)
he 'just' has the gift called RHETORICS. and he does it really great!
yea man, why do ... ( 1 month ago by Octane64)
yea man, why do fucked up people always live long?
Suppose they bring ... ( 1 month ago by joaharu)
Suppose they bring you a Chinese brail bible with half the pages missing!
Hell, I'd settle ... ( 1 month ago by Orygyn)
Hell, I'd settle for his zombie!
can you imagine the ... ( 1 month ago by nytmaremuise)
can you imagine the shit he would come up with if he came back from the dead and actually knew what happened after you die for sure,, all of his theroies would be proven right haha :D
True, yeh. ( 1 month ago by Orygyn)
True, yeh.
Wouldn't coming ... ( 1 month ago by ChessTeacherJoe)
Wouldn't coming back sorta contradict his ideas? Or is that the amusing irony? lol
whered five go? ... ( 1 month ago by mattywash)
whered five go? can't have him spewing truth about america on youtube! F'ers
or bill oreilly ( 1 month ago by LittleEmoBoy001)
or bill oreilly
Transylvania is not ... ( 1 month ago by Ferryman12)
Transylvania is not a country, is a region of Romania, Eastern Europe, you morons!
oh stoofoo. [stfu] ... ( 1 month ago by Musikismygame)
oh stoofoo. [stfu] he's just ranting can't a dead man get some credit for being funny?
He said the Suess ... ( 1 month ago by theray2006)
He said the Suess Canal too, that means he was talking about places not just countries
So you're saying ... ( 1 month ago by Omglolvittua)
So you're saying the Suez Canal and North Pole are countries too? You ignorant fuck.
Carlin kinda ... ( 4 weeks ago by WKaliber1)
Carlin kinda reminds me of Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine lol
I like Bill Maher, ... ( 4 weeks ago by sannoryujin)
I like Bill Maher, but he still has too much faith in the american government! WIth a mentor like Carlin, he should've known better.
He makes the most ... ( 3 weeks ago by poxania)
He makes the most sence ever.
"Somebody's wasting ... ( 3 weeks ago by DFrey88)
"Somebody's wasting their fucking time -could it be...everyone?!" lol
look closely at 5: ... ( 3 weeks ago by gasbemb)
look closely at 5:40... you can tell from that he was gonna die within the year. When i saw this i knew from the first showing. I thought: "Well his heart just collapsed, time for a new role model" :<
So glad Obama won't ... ( 3 weeks ago by djcritikalmusik)
So glad Obama won't be swearing on the bible in January. For once we have a rational president.



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