Chris Rock Sees The Future



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This was the very first sketch on the very first episode of HBO's "Chris Rock Show" from about ten years ago. Some of the jokes are out of date but watch to the end and you'll see this was ahead of its time.


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the original chris ... ( 3 months ago by quintarius112)
the original chris looks sexi lol
He didn't see the ... ( 2 months ago by kinglax94)
He didn't see the future!
oj got the title ... ( 2 months ago by gornbeit)
oj got the title from this...says so in the front of the book...in the copyrite information
he made this ten ... ( 2 months ago by samurainoodles)
he made this ten years ago
that so called " ... ( 2 months ago by Akok98)
that so called "original chris" looks like Nelly
make nigga soup ... ( 2 months ago by AryanYouthCorp)
make nigga soup outta chris
the black ... ( 1 month ago by shitinurfacehah)
the black experience rofl
halarious!! ( 1 month ago by angeltay18)
halarious!!
what is he holding ... ( 1 month ago by fishermanryan)
what is he holding at :42?
it's a pipe used to ... ( 1 month ago by CitizenErased2007)
it's a pipe used to smoke weed n stuff
It's actually used ... ( 1 month ago by dasavage68)
It's actually used to smoke crack.
( n stuff ) ( 1 month ago by CitizenErased2007)
( n stuff )
Did OJ really get ... ( 1 month ago by yungsnacks)
Did OJ really get the titile from this cause that is hella crazy if he did LOL
as my stoner ... ( 1 month ago by lonewolftheblack)
as my stoner freinds say "if you can burn it, you can smoke it"
the real funny part ... ( 1 month ago by lonewolftheblack)
the real funny part is that chis rock is actually Chris Rock III
That can't be true! ... ( 1 month ago by YawBStoopit01)
That can't be true! If it is, then who's Chris Rock III????
For really real, ... ( 1 month ago by YawBStoopit01)
For really real, dawg! OJ said it in his OTHER BOOK entitled: "I can't come up with titles on my own, but if I did, I would steal them from Chris Rock!"
he was named after ... ( 1 month ago by lonewolftheblack)
he was named after his father and grandfather. at least thats what he told Oprah
haha, nice ( 4 weeks ago by profitprophet368)
haha, nice
somebody's white. ( 4 weeks ago by CMNoobslayer)
somebody's white.
lol if i killed my ... ( 3 weeks ago by thelapointe)
lol if i killed my wife this is how i would do it lol
"they really wanted ... ( 2 weeks ago by fluffysalt)
"they really wanted to get to know the black experience, so, i fired them."
no just crack u ... ( 2 weeks ago by dipsetletsgo)
no just crack u dont smoke weed out of glass dicks
white and coloured. ... ( 4 days ago by dhruv494)
white and coloured. man this guys hilarius!



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