George Carlin on Soft Language



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George Carlin talks about soft language from the special Doin' It Again.
If not 'THE', certainly one of the best comedians ever. RIP George 1937-2008 (this cut out for a second during the upload somehow, so no this was not intentionally edited. This notation will probably not be read by many considering how most people don't take the time to read descriptions.)


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notice his early ... ( 1 week ago by dudemankk)
notice his early work compared to his later work, when he was young, he wasn't as loud, and when he got older, he yelled more (but might I add he got funnier)
carlin is the best ... ( 1 week ago by MinisterKGB)
carlin is the best comedian ever !
Almost the best. ... ( 1 week ago by sabatheus)
Almost the best. Look up Bill Hicks. George...let us say...borrowed some of his material from Bill. Rest in peace George and Bill.
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! ... ( 1 week ago by MinisterKGB)
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! , George is the best
but i'd rather not argue .... but seriously
George is the best i looked up hicks id rate him third right below lewis black
If you can give ... ( 1 week ago by nthingtoofear)
If you can give proof I can disprove you.
carlin got a lot ... ( 1 week ago by joemoe23)
carlin got a lot funnier as he aged...to me the ONLY funny stand ups are angry bitchy ones like doug stanhope. i love that fuck everything attitude
lmao this guys a ... ( 1 week ago by baddj007)
lmao this guys a pisser
George ... ( 1 week ago by that1gurl7)
George Roqqqqkkkkkssssss. He's my favorite.
RIP GC..one of the ... ( 6 days ago by Codename067)
RIP GC..one of the greatest comedians to ever live.
its all so fuckin ... ( 5 days ago by Tuppington)
its all so fuckin selfish. people wanting to sound smart, or afraid someone will think they don't care enough. but all it does is turn YOUR language into bullshit.
bill hicks is the ... ( 4 days ago by DirtyDirtracer2006)
bill hicks is the ONLY comedian on par with carlin, they are equal
It's fucked up ... ( 3 days ago by victoryweed)
It's fucked up because people then DO call you an idiot or mean, if you don't use the bullshit language.
Hey YouTube has got ... ( 3 days ago by JL897139)
Hey YouTube has got a serious problem. The video occuppies the entire screen and then the video occupies a quarter of the screen and then it enlarges again. And that cycle keeps going during all the playback of the video. Anybody else got this fucking problem (which I can't solve despite having the latest flash player version)
He wasn't old, he ... ( 3 days ago by ethen24)
He wasn't old, he was a "senior citizen"....
no, he was an old ... ( 3 days ago by Brqwerty)
no, he was an old fuck.
I got one, Instead ... ( 3 days ago by ILoveBears86)
I got one, Instead of genocide it's planetary cleansing
I was an unwilling ... ( 3 days ago by DoUChe2343241234)
I was an unwilling sperm recipient.
The best today is.. ... ( 2 days ago by walliworld)
The best today is...
can't get a woody = ERECTILE DYSFUCTION, LOL
I'm so thankful: I ... ( 2 days ago by Metalhead4569)
I'm so thankful: I got to see him at the Kravis in 2006. RIP GEORGE!!! GREATEST COMEDIAN EVER!
the power of ... ( 2 days ago by joelfranz)
the power of language
I was the Willing ... ( 1 day ago by Albanis2)
I was the Willing sperm original container.. kidding XD
This guy is ... ( 1 day ago by JokerRivas)
This guy is hilarious R.I.P.
Some just want to ... ( 23 hours ago by dreamonstereo)
Some just want to make all people STUPID and confused!
u can change the reality whith that.
u can`t find the job because you don`t speak all that global snobbish language shit!
this guys rocked! ( 6 hours ago by alekususan)
this guys rocked!



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