Rowan Atkinson Amazing Jesus



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and he keeps this ... ( 6 days ago by faggotsmutilator666)
and he keeps this going without even smiling!! amazing
MR BEAN?!?!??!?! ( 6 days ago by Raymen3)
MR BEAN?!?!??!?!
...you're an ass. ... ( 5 days ago by DiamondHobbit)
...you're an ass. Shut that tasteless mouth of yours.
Array ( 5 days ago by clearvision12)
diamondHobbit
You're 22 and quite attractive! Don't you think you'd be better off looking for a real boyfriend rather than dreaming of going down on your imaginary boyfriend's engorged cock? Don't forget gentle Jesus, meek & mild, has innumerable boyfriends & girlfriends: He plays the field! When he comes--no pun intended darling--round to you, at long last, he may have no divine spunk left for you! All in all, you'd be better off coming back to the real world, don't you think? Praise Jesus!
1. I'm not british, ... ( 5 days ago by feltes45)
1. I'm not british, and apparently hes is very big over in Europe. I knew he had a tv show. never seen it. I knew he I didnt know he did standup you obsessive oaf. and yes, your obsessed Quote- YOU "ALL HAIL THE GENIUS BEHIND MR BEAN!!!!!! " lets not start a flame war. just fuck off retard.
A relationship with ... ( 5 days ago by DiamondHobbit)
A relationship with God is pure and holy, by the way...and, of course, I can find a boyfriend. Why in the world do you refer to Jesus as being my boyfriend? He never will be that - He is much more - He is God, He is the Creator of humanity and the one who took our punishment for us, that we obviously deserved,as the sinful, ungrateful stupid idiots we chose to be. Yet, He loved us for what we were meant to be - His heirs and children - to follow His goodness and reject our destructive lifestyle.
Sorry? Something I ... ( 5 days ago by Mattfunnier)
Sorry? Something I wrote to someone to improve everyday life getting you down? Mad that it was you? Annoyed you can't learn? Dude, go ahead and try some anti-depressant pills. A lot of normal people take them and nobody really cares if you do or not. It may be a good idea for you if you flip like this a lot. Good luck.
Array ( 5 days ago by clearvision12)
DiamondHobbit
Most zealots are emotionally stunted, unread, self-obsessed and irrational. You, on the other hand, are a walking enigma. You're smart, pretty, literate--or so it seems--& yet you have a screw lose! Despite seemingly having your wits about you, you chose to believe in airy-fairy nonsense. You describe yourself as a 'sinful, ungrateful stupid' idiot! Why are you so down on yourself? Why the self-loathing? The mind boggles!
Anyone who can't ... ( 4 days ago by shanimal47)
Anyone who can't take a joke, move on. This is really funny, whether you like it or not.
Why does he refer ... ( 3 days ago by MatthewKeracher1)
Why does he refer to Jesus as being your boyfriend? 'cause he saw you and him down the park on saturday and you was totally like drinking and that and snoggin' yeah and you was totally all voer him shuttup I don't know notin yeah well wer but no by yer bu no but it's totally not like that yer because I was dwn the pub and was with pazo and kenzo and right then filisha came in and i totally don't like her yeah fuckin' yeah man but anyway I said to him what you doing tomorrow and she said nutin'
lol ne1 tht makes ... ( 3 days ago by ramestein66)
lol ne1 tht makes fun of mr bean should be incarcerated for ever in the depths of hell. i have seen his show and its very good.
Religions need to ... ( 2 days ago by CptSunbeam)
Religions need to demean their followers otherwise they'd have no means of control. Actually, Christians have a nerve taking the moral high ground with anyone, since their book is full of filth and violence anyway, and Jesus' treatment of others ranged from kind to disgraceful. If only DiamondHobbit would read her book. I did, it turned me into an atheist (or at least started my questioning spirit), and more importantly, I discovered I had a sense of humour afterall, it was just buried.
I don't get why ... ( 2 days ago by hobbit1410)
I don't get why people can't leave other people's religious beliefs (or lack thereof) alone and just appreciate good humour! Which is what this is! And that goes for atheists, agnostics (which I am) AND theists of any kind.
this just isn't ... ( 1 day ago by 000nour000)
this just isn't funny
Jeez if you people ... ( 1 day ago by ninjamaster102)
Jeez if you people take the time to demean someone over their personal religious beliefs, then you really must not have lives.
Oh yeah, and ... ( 1 day ago by ninjamaster102)
Oh yeah, and CptSunBeam? In regards to your comment "since their book is full of filth and violence anyway" Please point out the "filth and violence" that you find so pertaining in the Bible. And also your comment "Jesus' treatment of others ranged from kind to disgraceful." Please point out to us this disgraceful treatment, because it seems that you actually didn't read yours *shock and horror*
"Please point out ... ( 1 day ago by catalyst8)
"Please point out the 'filth and violence' that you find so pertaining in the Bible." The Bible does actually order atrocities: Murder of rape victims, Deut 22:23-24; Infanticide Ex 21:15; Lev 20:9; Isaiah 14:21; Rape & infanticide, Isaiah 13:15-18; slavery Ephesians 6:5 & 9; Colossians 4:1; 1 Timothy 6:1-2; Luke 12:47-48. Despite Matthew 5:17-19, Christians tend to say "The Old Testament laws don't apply", which of course would make the 10 Commandments redundant too...
Deut 22:23-24 "the ... ( 1 day ago by ninjamaster102)
Deut 22:23-24 "the woman is guilty because she did not cry for help", not that she was raped Ex 21:15 covers murder, and Lev 20:9 says that "anyone who dishonours mother and father DESERVES to be put to death" Isaiah 14:21 tells how one would taunt a king, if you read earlier, and Isaiah 13:15-18 concerns a note that Isiah had read.
Array ( 1 day ago by ninjamaster102)
Ephesians 6:5 & 9 needs to be put in a more modern day context for it to be understood, and this pertains more to life at the time. Same with Timothy 6:1-2 and Luke 12:47-48. I'm sorry, but it needs to be put into context, and I don't know any Christians who say that the Old Testament laws don't apply. Could you please be more specific in regards to your statement? And thank you sincerely for your effort. Hopefully it will answer questions of others :)
Then you agree that ... ( 1 day ago by catalyst8)
Then you agree that the murder of disrespectful children is warranted. As for your quote from Deuteronomy, the modern translations continue to differ more & more with the Tanakh original which, as well as ordering the murder of rape victims who don't shout loudly enough to be heard, also insists that adulterers, homosexuals, Sabbath workers,etc. are murdered. If the Arab god of Judaism/Christianity/Islam was infallible then these barbaric & murderous laws should apply today. You support this?
Did I say that the ... ( 1 day ago by ninjamaster102)
Did I say that the murder of disrespectful children is warranted? No, I did not. Yet again you take what is being said out of context. I also do not see where in the same passage that it mentions adulterers, homosexuals and Sabbath Workers. I do not support your second statement, as these were used in times when situations best fitted the time and place. Once again you seem to be taking this passage out of context.
rofl, look at all ... ( 21 hours ago by blackhawk777)
rofl, look at all these people copying and pasting their bible verses. this aint sunday morning church. this is youtube.
Well damn, then who ... ( 18 hours ago by residualbill)
Well damn, then who did I just give my money to? ;)LOL
Peace be with you o' fellow Youtubian.
Think about this ( ... ( 12 minutes ago by CptSunbeam)
Think about this (unless you don't like thinking). Only a sick, sick, woman-hating God would permit rape as long as she doesn't shout out loud. Under such a law system all the rapist would need to do is gag her. Only a sick, twisted God would stone someone for giving cheek to their parents. However, I don't expect you to agree with me, since scripture-apologists expend great energy trying to justify obscene miscarriages of justice. I think it's time to reevaluate your moral code my friend.



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