Tinseltown Nanny



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Written, sang, rapped, acted, and edited by me :)
Thanks to Duffy for composing and playing the Mary Poppins-esque music: http://www.youtube.com/excessrejects Rap music mixed over royalty free track by muah :) "Tinseltown Nanny" lyrics: Now Suri, we must study your Dianetics Book Suri: But I don't want to! Young lady, that is not allowed We mu
st make tom and katie proud Millions of years ago, The alien Xenu Collected all his people And then he threw Them all around a volcano Bringing bombs in his machines And blew them all to smithereens! Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil Over your faces So you will stay pale Yo
u must remember it's not funny, stay away from where it's sunny Or else he'll dangle you over an eighty foot balcony Lindsay, I think I have the best thing for you A Luie Vaton chastity belt with an alcohol detector too. Now I know I have a matching mussle somewhere or another It's perfect for your
big mouth mother. Break it down now! You know, Hollywood is such a mess All the drama going down with celeb train wrecks They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress It makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux. But supress That thought for a minute The ones that clean their ac
t up and then claim they did it I'm the one who saved their asses all from being committed But of course they won't admit it Cause they hope they'll get aquited. The nanny the nanny the nanny to the stars (2x) Lynn Spears was my client for some time I took care of her girls back then in Britney's
prime. But then my contract ran out, she thought she'd do it herself And now the teen is knocked up and britney signed up for self help. I got my work on my mind and I aint too hard to find You got the dough, I got the time. And this aint no nursery rhyme. They call me Tinsel Town Nanny Double T
to the N Otherwise known as Nanny P


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if ur reading this u cant stop im mary i have long black hair black eyes and wite dress if u dont send this to 5 coments in 5 minutes i will come stand next to ur bed with a nife if u do i will give u a prize
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