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Hitler also ... ( 4 months ago by WhiteRose226)
Hitler also preached about how by killing the Jews he was doing the Lord's work, interesting how no one ever brings that up.
Genius. ( 4 months ago by BeautifulCerberus)
Genius.
fuck the children ( 4 months ago by krookroorocket)
fuck the children
Well he is now in ... ( 4 months ago by theemobby)
Well he is now in heaven making god laugh his butt fucking ass off. God is lucky as shit.
how the fuck do you ... ( 4 months ago by oaklost)
how the fuck do you know he preached about killing jews? you have only heard it from "american" schools and the american media. You weren't there, History is written by the victor.
I know what Hitler ... ( 4 months ago by WhiteRose226)
I know what Hitler preached about killing Jews because one; I had Jewish relatives killed by the Nazis, and two; I have actually read Hitler's book "Mein Kamp", a book that Hitler himself wrote, in his own words, and having read his own words, I now know a bit about what he said about Jews. I find that the best way to know what someone said is to actually read their words for yourself.
Mein Kampf ( 4 months ago by grimiznaofca)
Mein Kampf
you actually ... ( 4 months ago by CrazyChickenDK)
you actually managed to read that!? man i wish i had been able - ive tried for years for pretty much the same reasons - i even tried in german, english and with an english audio book even - never got past the first few chapters....its simply the worst meaningless mess a human could ever throw onto paper....
he was an atheist ... ( 4 months ago by wiibox3)
he was an atheist don't you know that?
intreasting point ( 4 months ago by aidyanimal)
intreasting point
agreed, no heaven ... ( 4 months ago by sepheroth101)
agreed, no heaven for him, corse no hell either, they don't exist. that being said hell for me, not having had this man on this earth. umm... provided i had an idea what he was like to begin with, but that's tempral mechanics that I don't want to think about. Either way you had a good run gorgie you will be remembered for a long, long time to come
we have videos of ... ( 4 months ago by sepheroth101)
we have videos of his speeches, granted I don't know how to speak german, but if he was talking about how excellent his dinner was last night and that's what everyone got excited about (remember german got f'd after WWI) i'd think someone in history would have said "hey uh... he didn't say shit abou jews."
side note aren't u america? unless u lied on ur profile in which case i have no reason to take you seriously
watch?v=SIHYs6x7lPs ( 4 months ago by xxxIzekeIxxx)
watch?v=SIHYs6x7lPs
the entire bit ... ( 4 months ago by LastLegend)
the entire bit about children, hell, THIS WHOLE VIDEO speaks to me!!
May you rest in ... ( 4 months ago by Jennalove31)
May you rest in peace, George! You will live on forever on DVD's, Youtube, and all media sources...Thanks for all of your comedic insight and blunt truth that we all need to hear!
Eh that part leaves ... ( 4 months ago by DEATHBYFLYINGCDS)
Eh that part leaves me a bit confused when you factor in that he was in a children's tv show a few years earlier. Either way unless somone new pops to continue his act up America is screwed.
love from the ... ( 3 months ago by moonpirate)
love from the netherlands. awesome stuff.
The Children piece ... ( 3 months ago by jchambers83)
The Children piece is really about parents and not children.
R.I.P George !!!!!! ... ( 3 months ago by yana4eva)
R.I.P George !!!!!!!Ur not only a great comedian but u also told the truth in a funny way that probably got some peoples eyes open to real life and u were totally right "there is a lot of bullshit and its bad ya!!!!"
"FUCK the children! ... ( 3 months ago by Hajdijeta)
"FUCK the children!" Hahahaha, sweeeeeeet. R.I.P. George Carlin.
Fuckinn Yeaaaaaah!! ... ( 3 months ago by bluetop07)
Fuckinn Yeaaaaaah!!!!!
you smell like an ... ( 3 months ago by deadworthy)
you smell like an anchovies cunt! LOL OMFG i havent laughed that hard in months
Children Fetish LOL. ( 2 months ago by koalastephanie)
Children Fetish LOL.
shut the fuck up... ... ( 2 months ago by Imbox)
shut the fuck up.... George Carlin is pure genius! GROW SOME BALLS!



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