Youtube Poop: Halo 3 - ZOMG WE FOUND CORTANA BITCHES



Uploaded by: xm4legendx
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Lol, not many halo 3 poops out there, and I just got the game a few days ago, so I decided to make a pwnage poop. Well not really.


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u FUCKED me. ... ( 4 months ago by jawaburr2)
u FUCKED me. lololololol
LOL ( 4 months ago by DavidDraiman4everII)
LOL
lol ( 4 months ago by bkbry3227)
lol
"well i thought i ... ( 4 months ago by GraphicalMadness)
"well i thought i try fucking my way out" LOLOLOLOLOL
hahahahhaa ( 3 months ago by masterpockets211)
hahahahhaa
i do know how to ... ( 3 months ago by grilzzybear123)
i do know how to fuck SPARTA!
do you have it?.... ... ( 3 months ago by ADOGSMOTHER)
do you have it?........PORN!!!
ROFLOL ( 3 months ago by nachoguy5)
ROFLOL
made me laugh, 5/5 ... ( 2 months ago by Reign117)
made me laugh, 5/5 my good sir, 5/5.
Thank you. Be sure ... ( 2 months ago by xm4legendx)
Thank you. Be sure to subscribe for more funnehs.
O.o how do you ... ( 2 months ago by Reign117)
O.o how do you expect to get people to go there if this is a COMEDY vid...
lucky me ( 2 months ago by pickleoinc)
lucky me
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Lol
do you still have ... ( 1 month ago by Hawkfrost69)
do you still have it? PORN MAGIZINE from the first SEX MOVIE lolololololololololololololololol
good job! mad funny ( 1 month ago by holygosh654)
good job! mad funny
Thanks :D ( 1 month ago by xm4legendx)
Thanks :D
LOLZ, so random. ... ( 1 month ago by StickFigureMaster)
LOLZ, so random. PORN, ha! Hey, I have a Halo Youtube Poop if you wanna check it out.
Hawkfrost69 (6 days ... ( 1 month ago by jayvierhudson)
Hawkfrost69 (6 days ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam do you still have it? PORN MAGIZINE from the first SEX MOVIE lololololololololololololololo lol Roucools (2 weeks ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam Lol pickleoinc (3 weeks ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam l
lol "i do know how ... ( 2 weeks ago by mranime8)
lol "i do know how to (fuck) (sparta!)"
have you found a ... ( 2 weeks ago by theJJowners)
have you found a way out? I thought i'd try FUCK ing my way out... lol hilarios
Thanks :P ( 2 weeks ago by xm4legendx)
Thanks :P
this is some funny ... ( 2 weeks ago by picklehead41)
this is some funny shit. nice use of words and at the right times too. must have taken a while to get it right. :)
Lol, yeah it did :P ... ( 1 week ago by xm4legendx)
Lol, yeah it did :P Thanks for the comment and feedback!
Thanks man! Be sure ... ( 1 week ago by xm4legendx)
Thanks man! Be sure to tell your friends about it :D



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