Colt 45-Afroman ~Lyrics



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Chorus: Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We go to the part after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton wheels
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will]
well it was just sun down in a small white town and they call it east side palm down when the afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's when i met a lil' girl named Jan i let her ride in my caddy 'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fuckin' afro then i fucked to the left fucked to the right she sucked my dick til the shit turned white i thought to myself "sheeba, sheeba!" got my ass lookin' like a zebra i put on my clothes and i
was on my way till her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet so i ran, jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4 oh he beat me to the left beat me to the right the mothafucka whooped my as all night but i ain't mad at her prejudice dad that's the best damn pussy i eva had i got
a bag of weed and a bottle of wine i'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time Chorus: i met this lady in Hollywood she had green hair but damn she look good i took her to my house 'cause she was fine but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine i met this lady from Japan never made love
with an african i fucked her once, i fucked her twice i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice don't be amazed at the stories i tell you i met a woman in the heart of Australia she had a big butt and titties too so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo see i met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her
ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee" lips was breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky she said i'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me i came in her mouth it was a crisis i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spic
es Chorus:[] i met dolly parton in Tennesee her titties were filled with hennesee and that country music really drove me crazy but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy then i met this lady from Oklahoma put her pussy in a coma met this lady in Michigan can't wait til i fuck that bitch again m
et a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her til she turned to a white albina i fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit so i owe her fucked this girl down in Georgia i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya met this beautiful sexy hoe she just ran cross the border from Mexico this
fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla i wanna get married ut i can't afford it i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed Chorus: []


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Lets smoke that ... ( 2 weeks ago by rockout1413)
Lets smoke that tumbleweed =D
Hellz yeah Bitches smoke up
This song is good ... ( 2 weeks ago by Patredce1)
This song is good but drugs are useless u useless son of a bitches u gays have no life fuckin faget
Thats wack. they ... ( 2 weeks ago by SamMan119)
Thats wack. they got rapper delight beat it there. Thats hot
but she whipped out ... ( 2 weeks ago by alexisknightbitch)
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine! :O
lmfao i love this song! :D
lol "then her ... ( 2 weeks ago by Lozo1786)
lol "then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch". thats too funny
no lyrics eat shit ( 2 weeks ago by Rudzbloodyrudz)
no lyrics eat shit
we fucked on the ... ( 2 weeks ago by xxShAwDiiToCkSiKxx)
we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fuckin' afro then i fucked to the left fucked to the right she sucked my dick til the shit turned white LMFAO
go to more info ... ( 2 weeks ago by xxShAwDiiToCkSiKxx)
go to more info dumbass..
fuck u ( 2 weeks ago by MmgtasanandreasMm)
fuck u
ur so fuckin dumb ... ( 1 week ago by nzebra101)
ur so fuckin dumb
in the discribtion duh
MmgtasanandreasMm ... ( 1 week ago by Patredce1)
MmgtasanandreasMm go choke on some cock u lil homo
i met this lady in ... ( 1 week ago by Nuckles95)
i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
do you have any ... ( 1 week ago by Alexandjessica21)
do you have any other songs
"i fucked her once, ... ( 1 week ago by NJsGrimy)
"i fucked her once,i fucked her twice.Man i ate dat pussy like shrimp fried rice"
asome song ( 1 week ago by ilovepunkrock101)
asome song
Whooo Good Morning ... ( 1 week ago by MidwestRaiseUp420)
Whooo Good Morning Ladies! LMAO, that shit never gets old! Good Shit Good Shit!
see i met this ... ( 1 week ago by tevindevon)
see i met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee" lips was breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
"Colt 45, and 2 ... ( 4 days ago by babimylo)
"Colt 45, and 2 zigzags, baby thats all we need" i cant get that outta my head! XD
this is great song ... ( 3 days ago by kastilej)
this is great song
i love it
♫♫
when u say it.. it ... ( 2 days ago by forcesnfitteds)
when u say it.. it juz makes u a homo.. when afroman said it.. it was hilarious
this song is the ... ( 2 days ago by pasqualane)
this song is the best i can sing the hole song
luv it ( 1 day ago by thebigegg123)
luv it
this tune is ... ( 1 day ago by mcjamiemac)
this tune is fucking mint from jamie nd the kent crew beattie mic danny dumfuck teboo shelby gaz james dalton
then i met this ... ( 14 hours ago by billy1857)
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her pussy in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
can't wait til i fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina



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