Afroman - Crazy Rap



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Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after
Dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and
My CDs just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will
Well it was just sundown
In a small white town
They call it eastside Palm Dell
When the Afro Man walked
Through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standin' on
The corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader
Of the Ku Klux Klan
We f***ed on the bed
F***ed on the flo'
F***ed so long
I grew a f***in' afro
Then I f***ed to the left
F***ed to the right
She sucked my d*ck
Till the sh*t turned white
I thought to myself
Sheeba sheeba got my
As* lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes
And I was on my way
Until her daddy
Pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped
Out the back window
But her daddy, he was
Waitin' with a two-by-fo'
Oh, he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherf***er
Whooped my as* all night
But I ain't mad
At her prejudice dad
That's the best
Damn pussy I ever had
Got a bad of weed
And a bottle o' wine
I'm a f*** that b****
Just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palm Dell Skatin' on datin' rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadallac Coupe Caville If my tapes and My CDs just don't sell I bet my Cavy will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but Damn she looked g
ood I took her to my house 'Cause she was fine But she whooped out a d*ck That was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love With an African I f***ed her once I f***ed her twice I ate that pussy Like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed At the stories I tell ya I met a woman in The h
eart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in Her as* like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her as* And she said I E Lips was breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open With Hawaiin punch Met Colonel Sanders wife In the state of Kentucky She
said I'll fry some chicken If you just f*** me I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend Of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park After dark smoke That tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty
rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still takes From here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were Filled with hennessy That country music Really drove me crazy But I rode that as* And said "Yes, Miss Daisy" Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a com
a Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait till I f*** that b**** again Met a real black girl Down in South Carolina F***ed her till she Turned into a white albina F***ed this hooker in Iowa I f***ed her on credit So I owe her F***ed this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth Now I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran 'cross The border of Mexico Fine young thang Said her name's Maria I wrapped her up Just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married But I can't afford it I know I'm a cry When she get deported Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park
After dark smoke That tumbleweed As the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still take Ffrom here to Hong Kong


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funniest song ever ( 4 months ago by DatBoiiHoody)
funniest song ever
i die laughing this ... ( 4 months ago by jordansbay123)
i die laughing this song is so funny
lol yall should ... ( 3 months ago by JoeydSaint)
lol yall should listen 2 my cover of the song white boy style ya diggg...
LOLLLLLLLL ( 3 months ago by arbryana12321)
LOLLLLLLLL
LOL i remember ... ( 3 months ago by Atr9976)
LOL i remember afroman.. back then I didn't even know what he was talkin about. afroman is the shit, lmao
this song is the ... ( 3 months ago by poop498)
this song is the shit
lol haha what the ... ( 3 months ago by PinnacleOfPerfection)
lol haha what the hell is up with the chicken noise he does loads lol haha
... ( 2 months ago by runescapepkrz2)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i think this song ... ( 2 months ago by ImSmarterThanYou111)
i think this song is stupid but i like the because i got high
The only rapper i ... ( 2 months ago by NWOSTUDIOSV2)
The only rapper i will listen too
so roll roll roll ... ( 2 months ago by earthslide)
so roll roll roll my joint ^^
the song is awsome ... ( 2 months ago by loveskristina)
the song is awsome but the lyrics are WAY off
this song sucks ass ( 1 month ago by fubor)
this song sucks ass
Array ( 1 month ago by Tahhmeka)
Bahahha,
This song is the shit :D
Ill go to the park after dark and smoke my tubbof weed.
i sing this with my ... ( 1 month ago by punk1023hi1)
i sing this with my sister and iam only 13 i love this
good vibrations ... ( 1 month ago by MAJG)
good vibrations maaaaan
whats the dance at ... ( 1 month ago by soonerboy100)
whats the dance at 3:53???
good mor niin ... ( 1 month ago by chrishunter124)
good mor niin ladiesssss lol all u need :) rock on, lool, its jus rock with a beat yeeaaaaa :) from holllywood :)
lololol this song ... ( 4 weeks ago by alabodi1)
lololol this song rocks lolol its funny
afro man afro man ... ( 3 weeks ago by rubliwkcaz)
afro man afro man hiding in the forest from the koo klutz klan
its sells tapes ... ( 2 weeks ago by Skaterkidx54)
its sells tapes form here to hong kong
XD i love it when ... ( 1 week ago by LatinaBabeIsi)
XD i love it when he says " from hawaii ... and she say Aii!" OMG XD
crip walk ( 1 week ago by deadly49065)
crip walk
1:47 - 1:57 lmfao ( 2 days ago by Cal123bson)
1:47 - 1:57 lmfao



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