Colt 45-afroman (with lyrics)



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Chorus: Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We go to the part after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton wheels
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will]
well it was just sun down in a small white town and they call it east side palm down when the afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's when i met a lil' girl named Jan i let her ride in my caddy 'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fuckin' afro then i fucked to the left fucked to the right she sucked my dick til the shit turned white i thought to myself "sheeba, sheeba!" got my ass lookin' like a zebra i put on my clothes and i
was on my way till her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet so i ran, jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4 oh he beat me to the left beat me to the right the mothafucka whooped my as all night but i ain't mad at her prejudice dad that's the best damn pussy i eva had i got
a bag of weed and a bottle of wine i'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time Chorus: i met this lady in Hollywood she had green hair but damn she look good i took her to my house 'cause she was fine but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine i met this lady from Japan never made love
with an african i fucked her once, i fucked her twice i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice don't be amazed at the stories i tell you i met a woman in the heart of Australia she had a big butt and titties too so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo see i met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her
ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee" lips was breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky she said i'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me i came in her mouth it was a crisis i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spic
es Chorus:[] i met dolly parton in Tennesee her titties were filled with hennesee and that country music really drove me crazy but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy then i met this lady from Oklahoma put her pussy in a coma met this lady in Michigan can't wait til i fuck that bitch again m
et a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her til she turned to a white albina i fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit so i owe her fucked this girl down in Georgia i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya met this beautiful sexy hoe she just ran cross the border from Mexico this
fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla i wanna get married ut i can't afford it i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed


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dude ur too young. ... ( 4 months ago by xsoadxx075)
dude ur too young. i bet you dont know how to hit a bong, even pick apart weed. or pack a bong. nor kno what this song is talking about..
your right i dont ... ( 4 months ago by CorVicks)
your right i dont know how to do that stuff but i know what this song is talking about
ha tis song is ... ( 4 months ago by weezybby009)
ha tis song is wicked chill kid even though i dont like what its about but it makes me laugh when i listen to it
wow u just waisteed ... ( 4 months ago by oOBigMacOo)
wow u just waisteed my time but nice song
nice copy paste on ... ( 4 months ago by oOBigMacOo)
nice copy paste on the lyricks
fuckin cool vid ... ( 4 months ago by afsa1)
fuckin cool vid dudes. u shud do some more
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ya i hope your ... ( 4 months ago by Mmoney667)
ya i hope your parents see this.
she already heard ... ( 4 months ago by CorVicks)
she already heard the song and she tought it was funny lol
faggots. ( 4 months ago by ZeroCloudK)
faggots.
dude ur gay its not ... ( 4 months ago by anthony07801)
dude ur gay its not smoke that tumble weed. it smoke that dub of weed gay ass mother fuckers. and thisd isnt funny or coll. its gay. kill my high song
i love bongs but ... ( 4 months ago by anthony07801)
i love bongs but dont have one.... imagine these gay ass kids kno how to role?lol
How old are you ... ( 4 months ago by jjsmileys)
How old are you guys??? lol
i know man wtf is ... ( 3 months ago by KhonsuTheCat)
i know man wtf is rong with these kids TUMBLEWEED!?!? WTF ITS DUB OF WEED LEARN LITTLE KIDS JESUS..fucking up my song..
wow..you guys ... ( 3 months ago by KhonsuTheCat)
wow..you guys destroyed a good song fuck you
FUCKMAH FRIEND OKAY ... ( 1 month ago by chocoloco987)
FUCKMAH FRIEND OKAY NIGGAS!!!
lol cool song..you ... ( 1 month ago by anotherscenegirl)
lol cool song..you guys look young though...lol i cant talk the vid i made is worse...lol 5/5
FUCK!!!!!!! this ... ( 4 weeks ago by ganster1191)
FUCK!!!!!!! this song is called crazy rap... colt 45 is another song from afroman!!!
this is the reason ... ( 2 weeks ago by xsoadxx075)
this is the reason rap is frowned upon. because kids like you try to be cool and lip sing it. do you know know what weed looks like? do you know what a zig zag is? do you know how to roll a joint? before you act like a fan, you'd better hit the blunt a few times kiddies.
wow you kids are ... ( 2 weeks ago by Norco81)
wow you kids are fags, u ruined the song!
good for u ( 2 weeks ago by 18VICKERS18)
good for u
what are you ... ( 2 weeks ago by 18VICKERS18)
what are you talking about the song is colt 45
no... on his CD and ... ( 2 weeks ago by ganster1191)
no... on his CD and on itunes it's crazy rap... then colt 45 is the real version
shit, i bet they ... ( 5 days ago by platanoconaguakate)
shit, i bet they dont even know who cheech and chong are



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