Lulz Network News - Paul Carnes against Anonymous



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Paul Carnes, is a fucking idiot. Recently, Mr Fitch has launched a humiliating diatribe on the internetz for all to see. This, diatribe of gargantuan stupidity is based on conjecture, assumption and amazingly stupid comparisons to terrorism, Zionism, the nazis, the ku klux clan and other hilarious examples of fucked up institutions, organisations and ideologies. What Mr Fitch fails to grasp, with his substandard level of education, is that comparisons with these ideologies are only appropriate if anonymous has actually committed or endorsed such actions.
Since this is obviously not the case and that it is common knowledge that such sites as Encyclopaedia Dramatica and 4 Chan serveonly for satirical enjoyment and not factual accuracy, Mr Fitch is proverbially talking out of his ass. Anonymous was quick to state that the tenet of free speech is a s
acred human right but, unjustifiable rants based upon presumptions only highlights the void between his retinas and occipital. In other news, Anonymous plans worldwide protests outside several cult buildings across the globe, and the Lulz Network: News will be there to document these events. Unti
l then Thetans, and fellow Scientologists. Remember, we are everywhere. The rapid slide of despotism under the heavy weight of totalitarian control cannot survive in the harsh light of truth. I'm fucking awesome and this is Lulz Network: News... IM ANY LNN worthy stories to the Network, if it is
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fucking newfag ( 9 months ago by anon2959)
fucking newfag
well, you've just ... ( 9 months ago by 99buzzard)
well, you've just proven MrFitch right, coward.
Anonymous is the ... ( 9 months ago by anonrad)
Anonymous is the light. Our sword is truth, our shield, anonymity. With these, we shall slay the CoS, whose weapon is fear, and their shield, lies. Anonymous is legion.
Rick Roll t3h ... ( 9 months ago by anon540)
Rick Roll t3h enimyz. Genius!
Not everyone is ... ( 9 months ago by anon540)
Not everyone is smart enough to find it. Mrs. Fetch in particular.
Ahahaha, your ... ( 9 months ago by NAPREDATOR)
Ahahaha, your kidding right?
Win sir. I found ... ( 9 months ago by onethreeyou)
Win sir. I found it hilarious.
MOAR MOAR MOAR i ... ( 9 months ago by AnonTerrorist)
MOAR MOAR MOAR i want this channel on my tv
this is awesome !! ... ( 9 months ago by jiujitsu909)
this is awesome !!! 5 stars
I'm very weary of ... ( 9 months ago by shadowflex)
I'm very weary of all videos I watch as I can tell some are obvious frauds.I hate Scientology and everything it god damn well stands for. Free belief does not give other people the right to exploit you for it!I love how you exposed Fox for the amount of propaganda they filled it with, and well this guy.. I'm amazed how even the slightest dent in your crusade still gets feedback with the same on tone message people are failing too see.We can all see the truth in the world, all we need is a voice.
same ( 9 months ago by kane584)
same
Fiat lux. Roaches ... ( 9 months ago by Neurosnarfer)
Fiat lux. Roaches- and vampires- scatter when the curtain is pulled back. Power to Anonymous.
Epic Win and Epic ... ( 9 months ago by ISUPPORTANON)
Epic Win and Epic lulz.
Even avatars say ... ( 9 months ago by wrecche)
Even avatars say klOO klux clan. It's FUCKING KOO you dick heads. KOO..KOO KOO..KOO! KU KLUX CLAN. U need maor hates...
fucking awesome, I ... ( 9 months ago by AnonFTLD)
fucking awesome, I like LNN better than fox or cnn
AMAZING THIS IS ... ( 8 months ago by koolcamdaman)
AMAZING THIS IS GREAT!!! You need to continue Lulz Network news!!! This IS fucking awesome!!! Should do a story on Faux and Friends! they've been asking for it for a long time.
dude you guys try ... ( 8 months ago by Masterfuzz)
dude you guys try and silence those who try to speak out against you or have anyhting bad to say about anonymous. you guys are just like scientology.
Array ( 8 months ago by KeepItAnonymousEpic)
tits or gtfo.
Moar Moar Moar..
LNN ftw
Well, they marked ... ( 8 months ago by TreuanXela)
Well, they marked your thing as spam. Maybe your right. Still, Anon is not near as bad as the Co$. Get your facts right before your accuse someone of something.
WISE BEARD MAN IS ... ( 8 months ago by ieatsnot)
WISE BEARD MAN IS OUR IDOL!!!!!
That was really, ... ( 8 months ago by AnonOutreach)
That was really, really well done!!!! LNN is my new news station!!!
whats 4chan??? ( 6 months ago by beashamedofyourself)
whats 4chan???
anonymous. ( 6 months ago by daveyjon)
anonymous.
AHAHA ( 6 months ago by WestCoastAnon)
AHAHA



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