Nick Swardson-Crazy Old People 2!



Uploaded by: dancinmilkshake
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June 9th, 2007 Performance at the State Theatre in Minneapolis, MN (his home!) He's hilarious. This is part two of Crazy Old People. (Sorry about the laughing and the poor camera skills...and the people walking in front of the camera!)
Starring: Nick Swardson (my husband)


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great ( 1 year ago by zamaller)
great
Buy a tripod ( 1 year ago by Turbosal)
Buy a tripod
Buy some manners. ( 1 year ago by dancinmilkshake)
Buy some manners.
buy some manners, ... ( 1 year ago by parkt6792)
buy some manners, and a tripod
Yeah, don't be a ... ( 1 year ago by Shintsu2)
Yeah, don't be a bitch to people. You uploaded the video, deal with people's comments.
Okay kind stranger. ... ( 1 year ago by dancinmilkshake)
Okay kind stranger. Thank-you for telling me how to act. Canada...
You can't bring a ... ( 11 months ago by x3xleggedxninja)
You can't bring a fucking tripod to a show. As Nick would say, you are retarded.
haha i don't like ... ( 11 months ago by MARCQWER889)
haha i don't like it. I don't like this. it taste like cow pussy. hahaha. thx 4 the video.
Haha, exactly. ... ( 11 months ago by dancinmilkshake)
Haha, exactly. Thanks mister...or misses.
and what exactly ... ( 11 months ago by atreyu757)
and what exactly are you going to do if he/she continues to bitch at ppl? nothing? yeah thats what i thought ^_^ thanks for uploading this dancinmilkshake ^_^ nick swardson is amazing =]
If you are a 3 ... ( 10 months ago by xleftxcoastx)
If you are a 3 legged ninja you can plant it on your third leg.
Wow.... do you have ... ( 10 months ago by arsenalc08)
Wow.... do you have parkinsons or something?
Haha, you're ... ( 10 months ago by dancinmilkshake)
Haha, you're welcome!
I went to that show ... ( 9 months ago by coolalex)
I went to that show it was amazing!! I was in row 3 Seat 7 :D My favorite one is it has the picture of him above him and hes like "you wanna play hide and go seek?"
Oh yea, did you ... ( 9 months ago by coolalex)
Oh yea, did you know he talked to some people on the side of the building after the show? But I didnt notice, I was too busy getting some food at that little festival thing on the street outside the state theatre..
was this from the ... ( 7 months ago by iknowall327)
was this from the boston show?
Read the ... ( 7 months ago by dancinmilkshake)
Read the description.
iknow, yes/no would ... ( 7 months ago by iknowall327)
iknow, yes/no would have been too little to type, thanks shakey, good luck with the alzheimer's
Oh thanks good ... ( 7 months ago by dancinmilkshake)
Oh thanks good buddy! I go in to test a new medicine today. We're all very hopeful. I wrote "read the description" because I think it's a testament to how lazy some people can be. And it further solidifies the fact that hardly anyone reads the description box. I mean, that's what it's there for, so utilize it.
most people of some ... ( 7 months ago by iknowall327)
most people of some intelegence would have put the location in the subject(like everyone else in the world on this site does, has done, and is doing) your right, there are some lazy morons out there. good luck with the treatment and the sex change. enjoy the penis. UP YOUR ASS!!!
'Intelegence' you ... ( 7 months ago by dancinmilkshake)
'Intelegence' you say? Perhaps you should learn how to spell 'intelligence' before you speak of it. Do you know how immature you are? I mean seriously. "Enjoy the sex change." What the hell is that? And you say EVERYONE puts the location in the title...that's an overstatement. Quit being stubborn, learn to spell, and enjoy your life.
hahahahahaha kudos ... ( 5 months ago by mylifebelikeoohahhh)
hahahahahaha kudos to dancinmilkshake [:
youre both wayyyy ... ( 2 months ago by mcmillspiece)
youre both wayyyy too cool for me man.
i dont like confrontations and i cant make good comebacks. i like to study masters of them and practice them in front of my mirror so when people pick on me in real life, ill know what to do. thanks so much to iknowall and dancinmilkshake, the two most mature, "intelegent" people ive ever come acr
oss.
Excuse me...coming ... ( 1 month ago by heeey06)
Excuse me...coming through...cluster fuck.



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