Web 2.0 Consulting



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http://live.pirillo.com/ - We've been doing Web 2.0 Consulting for 8 years!


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puddintame damn ... ( 10 months ago by ThatGuyWithThatName)
puddintame damn thats hilarious im laghing my head off now... oh man....
tat is e funniest ... ( 10 months ago by jonny1850)
tat is e funniest vid......kwl
Imho this is not ... ( 9 months ago by dyn83)
Imho this is not funny at all...there are much better vids making fun of the web 2.0.
is this a scam? ( 7 months ago by dnem41)
is this a scam?
What is so funny to ... ( 6 months ago by srpantham)
What is so funny to laugh at. In an organization, there are techies as well as not technical marketing people. You need not have to play some studpid game here as if you are a wizard. Can you yourself precisely define about the Web 2.0 standar or buzzword.
It was really funny ... ( 6 months ago by reachstanley)
It was really funny. The guy seen on the video was very much funny and stupid. The three indian guys were trying to help him. Even when he is sounding like a fool who mixes up web2.0 and operating system, the technical guy was very patient in making him understand what web 2.0 is. After all these conversation the guy on the video should have atleast told a thanks to the three guys who has tried to help him.
Very bad culture..
this is absurd... ... ( 5 months ago by crezkab07)
this is absurd... THIS GUY CRAPIN EVEN MORE THAN THE CRAPERS !!
Exactly. Its so ... ( 4 months ago by kprasad)
Exactly. Its so refreshing to hear someone who actually uses their brains instead of their dick to think with.
Whenever I get ... ( 3 months ago by helimeef)
Whenever I get telemarketers for internet technology or software or anything like that, I act like I know nothing and as they get me higher and higher up in the manager hierarchy I start knowing more... They get really confused.
chris pirillo is ... ( 3 months ago by crippanda6)
chris pirillo is joking around guys he knows more about tech then most of you ever will
lol at "my vista ... ( 3 months ago by DawVideos)
lol at "my vista phone"
They know how to ... ( 2 months ago by 3Hunter7)
They know how to talk but they have no idea what there saying lmao.
Lmao he said ... ( 2 months ago by 3Hunter7)
Lmao he said myspace was to generate you revenue.
not from what i ... ( 2 months ago by kprasad)
not from what i have seen from his blog or videos. its pretty amateurish at best and retarded at worst.
puddintime! hahaha ( 2 months ago by macpac22)
puddintime! hahaha
It can be used to ... ( 2 months ago by kprasad)
It can be used to generate revenue you half-brained dick head.
I can only get web ... ( 2 months ago by csnowman00)
I can only get web 1.0 on my Vista!
lmfao - lololololo ( 2 months ago by ndfootballch)
lmfao - lololololo
The "vista or apple ... ( 2 months ago by AmazeNYou)
The "vista or apple phone" almost made me spew diet coke...
6:20 txt msg: You ... ( 2 months ago by BaneStar007)
6:20 txt msg: You kick my dog.. HA, I laughed so hard..
idiot.....what the ... ( 2 months ago by vinnyloid)
idiot.....what the Indian guys said was absolutely right....u cunts shagg women...drink bear and dance like chicken....assholes.......look at the dollar rate and see the amount of people working in us in software companies.....portugeese, brazilians and spanish are poor in english but are very good in football....they might be poor in english....but they are very good in it.....shit....hate not hating u......looser...go get a life
Maybe funny for the ... ( 1 month ago by vka2745)
Maybe funny for the everybody else, but definitely not for an Indian watching it... I was hoping someone would really tell this guy to %#$# off finally on the call...but no-luck - I guess Indians are generally a respectful lot...
This company is a ... ( 2 weeks ago by bsatv)
This company is a slimebag... they harass people via telemarketing... their number is 408-705-1265 - try to guess extensions to talk to people. they do not honor do-not-call lists, they harass people via telephone.. Photon Infotech Private Limited No. 2/102, Photon Towers, Old Mahabalipuram Road, Karapakkam, Chennai - 600096 Tamil Nadu, India. Phone: +91 44-3061 8000 +91 44-2450 1570 US Call Back Number: 408-404-3301
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