George Carlin - You Are All Diseased (1999) - "Bullsh*t!"



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he should have ... ( 2 weeks ago by Quickfitfitter)
he should have played in glengarry glen ross. "coffee is for closers only."
he is brutally ... ( 2 weeks ago by paperluigi64)
he is brutally honest and pusssies just can't handle his comedy. Thats why alot of people dont like him
If you like this ... ( 1 week ago by Eldritchard)
If you like this listen to Tom Waits Step Right Up its almost word for word. Brilliant stuff 'comes in all colours one size fits all, turns a sandwich into a banquet, gets rid of your Travellers checks, turns you into a hindu boy, gets rid of your wife, makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar, only a dollar, its new improved old fashoined never needs winding'
so So So so true ( 1 week ago by wvuguyispissed)
so So So so true
hes a genius, he is ... ( 1 week ago by SurpentineSacrifice)
hes a genius, he is so right.
I call bullshit on ... ( 1 week ago by Kvazars)
I call bullshit on this.
G.C was the ... ( 1 week ago by ad1too)
G.C was the ultimative GRANDMASTER of a man that knows what is going on....R.I.P brother
hahhaa bill CLITon ( 1 week ago by DamonWells)
hahhaa bill CLITon
I've been a major ... ( 1 week ago by Stevenbadman)
I've been a major fan since I first saw "You're all diseased" on HBO while on holidays in the US (I'm from France). And beside his brilliant old-school insights, his stubborn refusal to go for PC-fun, I'm always amazed by his intonations, and comedic skill. I'm sure he was a natural, but he must have also worked tons on his routines. His voice especially, at times is ab-so-lu-te-ly fantastic, so full of meaning, and so brutal. RIP George, you are sorely missed.
now why would ... ( 6 days ago by Anyu7378)
now why would someone give you a thumbs down, Steven? great comment! peace, andrea
Probably because ... ( 5 days ago by lovecraftslovechild)
Probably because they were George Carlin hating butthurts.
you're an idiot, ... ( 5 days ago by TomorrowUSA)
you're an idiot, lovecrafs.
He's partly right, ... ( 5 days ago by radio187)
He's partly right, but I'm reminded of something Winston Churchill once said: "This is the worst form of government ever devised--except for all of those other types of government that have been tried."
wrong. there are ... ( 4 days ago by fupasack2)
wrong. there are better forms of governments than what we have. mainly because our governments are really secret dictatorships.
my only arguement ... ( 4 days ago by Crueak)
my only arguement is bill hicks
that is one very ... ( 3 days ago by graphattic)
that is one very very strong arguement, but still older models have some value, this guy must have been on the act before Bill was born, but of course bill rules, but mainstream versions are available!
rip ? he was an ... ( 2 days ago by winonaaah)
rip ? he was an atheist so why are you using christian mark : " rip" ?
You're right, I ... ( 2 days ago by Stevenbadman)
You're right, I didn't even think about it... And I'm agnostic myself! Ah well, that'll teach me to not be 100% focussed when I post on youtube. Dang. Spur of the moment, you are a quite formidable foe...
all governments are ... ( 1 day ago by SxEPunk777)
all governments are corrupt in some way but ours controls us with fear we have the moral right to revolt but we never will
"rip ? he was an ... ( 1 day ago by Metalfemme1313)
"rip ? he was an atheist so why are you using christian mark : " rip" ?"
For the same reason people say "Bless you" when someone sneezes. It sounds appropriate, but no one ever considers why it became a saying in the first place.
So the abbreviation ... ( 1 day ago by EESeizmic)
So the abbreviation for "rest in peace" is copyrighted by christianity?
because they ... ( 1 day ago by winonaaah)
because they ignorant pricks
Bill Clinton OMG If ... ( 21 hours ago by Bobby61557)
Bill Clinton OMG If you were alive today George Id kiss you Those fucking Clintons are nothing but greedy lying motha Fuckers We The People are paying for their mansion
rushiru this epic ... ( 2 hours ago by chathuranj)
rushiru this epic phails no rmk plz perm banned ban listed tyvm



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