The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'



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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.


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ha ha "hella fuckin ... ( 3 days ago by hippymobster)
ha ha "hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome" this is like my fav onion vid "cut's popular "third grade" program LMFAO
funniest onion ... ( 3 days ago by ted4464)
funniest onion video i have seen
"Less strictly ... ( 3 days ago by boxant)
"Less strictly constitutional, and more strictly awesome." 5/5
I am the LAW !! ( 3 days ago by SolPhoeniXx)
I am the LAW !!
This is how ... ( 2 days ago by h8s2)
This is how politics need to be! Death penalty is totally badass!
the court find that ... ( 2 days ago by giveahoot08)
the court find that the death penalty is totally badass!
The best. oh btw... ... ( 2 days ago by XirorX)
The best. oh btw... I AM THE LAW
indeed the best ... ( 2 days ago by Pein47)
indeed the best till now, keep up the good work onion
that's wicked ( 1 day ago by empyblessing)
that's wicked
omfg i love this ... ( 1 day ago by mynosehurt)
omfg i love this shit
this is my ... ( 1 day ago by heatedfrost)
this is my favourite video of life.
This video is ... ( 1 day ago by Boycottxbox)
This video is superfluously bitch'n!
I am the Law ( 1 day ago by cdsupreme1717)
I am the Law
profanity... NICE. ( 1 day ago by clov56)
profanity... NICE.
I AM THE LAW ( 1 day ago by EvilTargi)
I AM THE LAW
I AM THE LAW!!* ... ( 1 day ago by demona1987)
I AM THE LAW!!*sounds bad ass on audio preview* ;)
dude, this is so ... ( 1 day ago by blastingcaps)
dude, this is so fake i mean OMG. hahaha
"... as long as the ... ( 16 hours ago by halodudette)
"... as long as the weapon is totally slick, like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat like in the Matrix."
cut out third grade ... ( 15 hours ago by adukeokin)
cut out third grade..LOLLERSK8Z!!
uh... it's the ... ( 13 hours ago by monkey314159)
uh... it's the onion, of course it's fake.
this is the funyest ... ( 13 hours ago by shabanggg)
this is the funyest onion episode ive seen
This video is Hella ... ( 13 hours ago by Summer1Winter0)
This video is Hella Fuckin' Balls-To-The-Wall Awesome :P
I AM THE LAW ( 10 hours ago by HammarHeart)
I AM THE LAW
The offending ... ( 4 hours ago by 1redeyedwizard)
The offending parties were "kicked into a huge fucking pit" LMAO



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