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my tits are SO sore ... ( 1 month ago by booman22)
my tits are SO sore right now!!! :( oooouch!! k
Well, Larry The ... ( 1 month ago by thingthingdude)
Well, Larry The Cable Guy. Nobody can question your comedy skillz, if they do. Than they just humor-dead (SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!)
Do politically ... ( 1 month ago by Shadyac21)
Do politically correct people really do this stuff to these kind of books?
Emissions free ... ( 1 month ago by ratherBEaREDNECK)
Emissions free vehicle
unfortunately, yes ( 1 month ago by deangelis07)
unfortunately, yes
Really I've never ... ( 1 month ago by Shadyac21)
Really I've never seen this kind of stuff. The only politically correct stuff I hear is like "Native Americans instead of Indians" for example. Things like that. But they fuck up kids books now. How sad.
omg he can read? ( 1 month ago by hobian)
omg he can read?
haha! they do fuck ... ( 1 month ago by 96anc12)
haha! they do fuck up books like that. It pisses me off.
Oh no, this is way ... ( 1 month ago by deangelis07)
Oh no, this is way too satirical to be true. They're just poking fun at political correctness, but there are some people who truly believe that all of us are one big melting pot and should have no individual culture or creeds. That's the bullshit part
lady of the evening ... ( 1 month ago by ShovelandBoard)
lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening.....
lmao thats awesome ( 1 month ago by babygirl04ca)
lmao thats awesome
It's so funny, but ... ( 1 month ago by maiprue)
It's so funny, but at the same time it's scary cause this is really coming to America. Like Sheryl Law in England.
Sneak in school n ... ( 1 month ago by maiprue)
Sneak in school n u'll b surprise what they teach, King marry a king.
That sucks, kids ... ( 1 month ago by Shadyac21)
That sucks, kids should not be tought this politically correct nonsense.
Array ( 3 weeks ago by XxBritt217xX)
and he laughed
"lady of the evening, lady of the evening, landy of the evening" lol
Good. Now suck it! ( 3 weeks ago by benfazioridesagain)
Good. Now suck it!
You too, frenchie. ( 3 weeks ago by benfazioridesagain)
You too, frenchie.
BENFAZIO FUCKS THE ... ( 3 weeks ago by benfazioridesagain)
BENFAZIO FUCKS THE KIDS!
KING IS GAY. HE ... ( 3 weeks ago by benfazioridesagain)
KING IS GAY. HE MARRIED A DUDE.
well that just ... ( 3 weeks ago by grds67)
well that just tipecal thos liberuls or democrats have rape this and meny uther thenigs thay say o you cant say chist is lord or that santauclas is santa just so thay wont ofend enyone o ok we woodent whant your fewings hurt. O suck it up and take it like a man if thay dont like it then can suck it this may be a jock but the message is cler and im not guna stop
ho, ho, ho, offends ... ( 3 weeks ago by d3ll001)
ho, ho, ho, offends women!
larry the cable guy ... ( 3 weeks ago by goofyoregular1)
larry the cable guy reading a x-mas story to the kids with his own twist is funny.
my MOM even laffed ... ( 3 weeks ago by SilverDollarCityGirl)
my MOM even laffed @ that!
wow....Lady of the ... ( 2 weeks ago by disorderlover)
wow....Lady of the evening....I agree....Can you believe that



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