Star Wars according to a 3 year old.



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02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I'm thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter's knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.
Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You've made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who've said you've changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. :)
Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry (with the exception of Star Wars, heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will f
ind a door still open for her. Other things: She has never seen Pokemon so I don't think she's making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in "a ball that is pokey." (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing :) ) Three year olds can'
t read. I'm sure there are exceptions to that rule. ------------------------------------- Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV. She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught
her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version. Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she's all growed up she'll get to read them herself. A little more about the video: She wasn't coached to s
ay anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it's harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on. Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn't
be too much all at once for her. The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.


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Lovely. ( 9 months ago by Hylton23)
Lovely.
I meant that for " ... ( 9 months ago by MLTKProductions)
I meant that for "Child Saver"
"And Obi Kenobi is ... ( 9 months ago by Octobot102)
"And Obi Kenobi is kind of a teatserrrrrrrrr(teacher)!" Haha...too cute
she's very adorable ... ( 9 months ago by aehtromanaj)
she's very adorable and so cute...
Best video, such a ... ( 9 months ago by saunderscowie)
Best video, such a cool little kid.
fuckin funny dude! ( 9 months ago by AlmightyFRACTA)
fuckin funny dude!
*___* adorable ( 9 months ago by juliz1986)
*___* adorable
Let me explain the ... ( 9 months ago by sepetinswenze)
Let me explain the effect that this has on YOU!! First: This is a VIDEO (A good one)... Second: Exposing this video to you has caused detrimental effects in this thread... Third: It is about your right to shut up... Do you now understand why monks make people take the vow of silence
some great dark ... ( 9 months ago by AlmightyFRACTA)
some great dark comments on this vid. love it
aww how sweet is ... ( 9 months ago by angiec0307)
aww how sweet is she so adorabubble starting young with starwars LOVE IT !!!!! :)
and how is this a ... ( 9 months ago by NarutoM)
and how is this a violation of child rights?
mygawd! people ... ( 9 months ago by OzTerri)
mygawd! people posting about "child abuse" and "child labour". CHILDSAVER - go check out what happens in Sierra Leone etc. this vid is nothing to do with your agenda. last word, sheesh
Haha how cute, my ... ( 9 months ago by creole1234)
Haha how cute, my three year old was rivetted, perhaps they should get together and do some movie reviews...
It represents that ... ( 9 months ago by Luthanor)
It represents that people like you are dumb?
ياااااحليلها ماشاء ... ( 9 months ago by heeem123)
ياااااحليلها ماشاء الله عليها
lol. i love your ... ( 9 months ago by r0seO9)
lol. i love your kid!
Not as bad. It is ... ( 9 months ago by FairnessLeague)
Not as bad. It is still bad to have a child working like that behind a camera. I agree this isnt as bad as Sierra Leone child diamond mining. But this is still a concern.
fairnessleague - ... ( 9 months ago by OzTerri)
fairnessleague - you should take a long hard look at yourself. this child is lovely and obviously has a loving family. "overworked" - get real
your kid should ... ( 9 months ago by papabrr11)
your kid should just do movie reviews itll be hilarious
I agree with ... ( 9 months ago by ChildSaver)
I agree with FairnessLeague. If there are anymore videos, then the child may become overworked. This already happened so we can just end it at that. I look forward to videos in the future, but please, wait till your kid is a little older.
lol future nerd... ... ( 9 months ago by megomuso)
lol future nerd... kinda cute but weird at da same time
But this video is ... ( 9 months ago by ChildSaver)
But this video is edited which sends a message that some of her behavior is unacceptable. Please do not turn a blind eye.
Your Daughter is ... ( 9 months ago by ariel2172)
Your Daughter is too cute..
lmao ( 9 months ago by ebbeuni)
lmao



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