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Seriously? No ... ( 5 months ago by mcrfan193)
Seriously? No comments at all? For the one of the greatest comedians that ever lived? Oh my invisible man in the sky...
awesome rip george ... ( 5 months ago by tableconnect)
awesome rip george carlin
Take that Greenies. ( 4 months ago by appletonnorth)
Take that Greenies.
A man after my own ... ( 4 months ago by Dyrwen)
A man after my own heart.
Of course one can ... ( 4 months ago by seattle0002)
Of course one can take a VERY LONG TERM view and say that the Earth has been around for billions of years and it will do what it will do. BUT we cannot control that. We can only control what WE DO right here and now. We can only control OUR actions. We cannot, nor should we try to control the Earth. We need to control OURSELVES. So environmentalism IS important. In fact, it is ALL important. Humans have an obligation to not FUCK UP that which was not ours to begin with.
You IGNORANT ... ( 4 months ago by seattle0002)
You IGNORANT RETARDS don't get it. If you ever heard Carlin speak on the subject, you would know that he HATED how we mistreat the Earth. He would speak of the Hopi Indians, over development, and how we're fucking up the planet. Then, he makes a JOKE about environmentalists and you retards take him seriously. That's why I wish he had never done this bit, because Carlin was himself an environmentalist! He hated how we mistreat this planet. I'm sure Carlin would have hated FANS like you.
R.I.P George Carlin ... ( 3 months ago by Fragmaster158)
R.I.P George Carlin we will miss you!
i like the ... ( 3 months ago by klas101)
i like the distinction he makes about how environmental thinking is really focused on keeping the earth habitable for us as a species, rather than just... because we like our planet and we don't want to 'hurt' it.
Thank You for all ... ( 2 months ago by Thunderdog99)
Thank You for all you did George - RIP
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Seattle0002 is ... ( 2 months ago by JudahKhan)
Seattle0002 is correct
even though he could have be alittle more tactful in his comments.
Carlin was all about preserving the planet .
He was making an observation about those who claim to be for the planet but still use things that not kill the planet but limit our ability to live on her.He knew the symbiotic relationship we share with the planet and wanted us to realize it through exaggeration. It is a living thing we need to respect and protect like you would your mother or your child
HUBRIS..humanity... ... ( 2 months ago by walkingbear56)
HUBRIS..humanity... sad really. Great words George and great words Seattle0002 Before Columbus you could drink the water on the american continent.. today you wouldn't want to piss in it. But mother nature will do what she wants with us because we are now the virus on her.
The last minute of ... ( 2 months ago by walkingbear56)
The last minute of this video is possibly the greatest monologue in comedy... audience, not a word. Well done George, if you had believed in god I'd have said you were divinely inspired!
lol the people are ... ( 2 months ago by rblwoaclu)
lol the people are f****** so true
All I see with ... ( 2 months ago by moneymagnetelizabeth)
All I see with nuevo environmentalists is working with the politicians to make them look like they are doing the right thing. Bike paths, parks, and they could care less as to the chemical and genetic matter that people are consuming every day. All is to put a community into more debt so that they have to move due to raised taxes. I have an oil well of bubble wrap in my attic. The only thing that appears to be increasing in value.
George brings out good points.
i love the part in ... ( 2 months ago by METALSTYGIAN)
i love the part in his act about god
it's on this stand-up
RIP
George was awesome!
I love GC but I ... ( 2 months ago by RevolutionaryJam)
I love GC but I must say I dont think this point stands 15 years later i'm afraid



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