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LMAO The best ... ( 1 month ago by blacksmith8844)
LMAO The best comeback in the history of comebacks!
so fucking true! ( 1 month ago by metalpunk22)
so fucking true!
They shouldn't ... ( 1 month ago by G0thDetect1ve)
They shouldn't teach Maths, English, Science or Religious Studies in Schools anymore- they should just teach "George Carlin's Philosophy on Life" (y)
I LOVE YOU GEORGE ( 1 month ago by allthiseverything)
I LOVE YOU GEORGE
love carlin but hes ... ( 1 month ago by CACTUSSACK778)
love carlin but hes not that funny in this one. But hes just a lonely old man at this point so i dont hold it against him.
George Carlin would ... ( 1 month ago by lastunusedname)
George Carlin would love Louis CK's daughter. "Why?.....Why?....Why?....Why?....Why?...." Questions everything for a good long time. If only she weren't one of those fuckin' kids.
aww man u can tell ... ( 1 month ago by FifthSun602)
aww man u can tell he was getting old
Yeah, all that ... ( 1 month ago by TomatoBreadOrgasm)
Yeah, all that complaining and bitching about how everyone sucks an... Wait. (No flames, I like Carlin)
wtf r u talking ... ( 1 month ago by JesusRape)
wtf r u talking about this was one of hes best routines!!
im not saying he ... ( 1 month ago by FifthSun602)
im not saying he was bad...im saying...u can see his routines before this he is more alive and active...shit he even says himself he is and old fuck
"Have you put him ... ( 1 month ago by arynaq)
"Have you put him on youtube yet"
XD little did he know we put him on youtube lol.
Pumping out a unit ( 1 month ago by Chriscolefan666)
Pumping out a unit
the older he got ... ( 1 month ago by robster17)
the older he got the less he gave a fuck about people and he just hated everything lol
Yeah. But why point ... ( 1 month ago by xXpimpleXx)
Yeah. But why point out the obvious in the first place? You might as well have posted "Hey, look at that, he's wearing black clothes." Know what I mean?
well i felt bad cuz ... ( 1 month ago by FifthSun602)
well i felt bad cuz he was getting old and looks like his time was getting close to an end wow...im getting all this negative things to my comments....if u guys really believed what carlin said then u wouldnt take things up your ass all the time.....
People often ... ( 1 month ago by RainMan34)
People often mistake directness for hatred.
people got even ... ( 1 month ago by FirstMetalHamster)
people got even more fucked up during the time, he just describes what he sees
yeah i wasnt being ... ( 1 month ago by robster17)
yeah i wasnt being negative...the older he got the funnier he got in my opinion
I fucking admire ... ( 1 month ago by scdlbrdr)
I fucking admire George Carlin.
this mans a legend ... ( 1 month ago by reaver550)
this mans a legend and a fucking genius
Indeed Youtube is a ... ( 1 month ago by Knifymoloko)
Indeed Youtube is a household name now.
Damn I wish I had ... ( 1 month ago by TheChocolateKiller)
Damn I wish I had found this guy earlier.
he prayed to god ... ( 1 month ago by jermag)
he prayed to god for forgiveness before he died...
GEORGE carlin was ... ( 4 weeks ago by FuckGodGoDevil)
GEORGE carlin was true philosopher i admire his words and the way he used to say them



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