Chris Rock- Married Life



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A funny clip from Chris Rock's Never Scared stand-up comedy tour.


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This dude is the ... ( 2 weeks ago by lateefx2)
This dude is the truth...Dr. Phil get the hell out of here meng.
honey who da fuck ... ( 2 weeks ago by Slashedvelvet87)
honey who da fuck is this!?
Married men always ... ( 2 weeks ago by AdobeGillis)
Married men always talk about GARDENING!!!! It's true.
married and bored ... ( 2 weeks ago by HoneiiDiiva)
married and bored or single or lonely haha so true!
WTF, withetubbe? ( 2 weeks ago by simpsonman956)
WTF, withetubbe?
If you want me out ... ( 2 weeks ago by DeAdLiNebg)
If you want me out introduce me to a girl :)
he likes baseball ... ( 2 weeks ago by pathdestroyer)
he likes baseball just like you....lmao.. chris rock is the best
"what is in the tea ... ( 2 weeks ago by junoonetu)
"what is in the tea?"
"Water, BITCH!"
LMAO
Oh, God is that so ... ( 2 weeks ago by Gasparro18)
Oh, God is that so true, ha ha I can picture married people talking about routes to work and diaper genie.
its so funny cause ... ( 2 weeks ago by ynvthis12002)
its so funny cause its so true
So true!!!! ( 2 weeks ago by kandita7)
So true!!!!
Oew what is in this ... ( 2 weeks ago by beverwaard)
Oew what is in this tea??? WATER BItch HAHAHAHA
HE LIKES BASEBALL ... ( 1 week ago by hdiyre)
HE LIKES BASEBALL JUS LIKE U..LOL
Single and lonely... ( 1 week ago by blade4hero)
Single and lonely...
This marriage jokes ... ( 1 week ago by blade4hero)
This marriage jokes fit in line with the whole theme of his film "I Think I Love My Wife!" cuz he said at the start of the film as he was heading to work, "There's just one problem. I'm bored out of my mind!" Ha! LOL!
the part when she ... ( 1 week ago by yasene)
the part when she puts u with a total stranger thats so true lol
he does ( 1 week ago by dabestgirl)
he does
WATER BITCH! ( 1 week ago by olympiakaras4life)
WATER BITCH!
My fav clip!!! ... ( 1 week ago by kandita7)
My fav clip!!! What's in the tea?
Chris Rocks!
fuck you you tube. ... ( 1 week ago by stupidb8888)
fuck you you tube. fags
that sh**t is funny ... ( 1 week ago by rainbow1892)
that sh**t is funny Married and bored Single and lonely!!!loL
so true dude ( 5 days ago by a3585770)
so true dude
ahahahahhaha fakk ... ( 4 days ago by qntqnt)
ahahahahhaha fakk this shit so funny
Chris Rock is a ... ( 1 day ago by joey2226)
Chris Rock is a ledgend!!



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