Dane Cook-Teleportation and Time Travel



Uploaded by: GodsKid288
Video Description:
Dane Cook and his Ideas about time travel and teleportation


Tags for this video: Cook Dane Time travel

Find more videos in the "Comedy" category
See more videos uploaded by GodsKid288

Related Videos
Dane Cook: No Code No GoDane Cook, Sneaky SexDane Cook- DMV
dane-cook-no-code-no-go.htmldane-cook-no-code-no-go.htmldane-cook-no-code-no-go.html
dane cook rocksWake Up thirstyDane Cook - Don't Tickle Me
dane-cook-no-code-no-go.htmldane-cook-no-code-no-go.htmldane-cook-no-code-no-go.html


Share This Video:       StumbleUpon       del.icio.us       Reddit       digg       Furl       Spurl       Simpy       YahooMyWeb


Comments for this video: Show || Hide
Comments for this video on YouTube
that was hilarious! ... ( 1 month ago by bloocutie55)
that was hilarious! lmao haha
HOLY CRAP!! that ... ( 1 month ago by abutterflyprncss)
HOLY CRAP!! that would be so cool!! i would die if i tried that!!!
funny stuff! ( 1 month ago by anmllovr)
funny stuff!
I'm sure his dad ... ( 1 month ago by AlchemyGaara)
I'm sure his dad will use protection after that. XD
I am from the ... ( 1 month ago by slaokia)
I am from the future i am your son ahahahhahha
LOL! that's great! ( 1 month ago by youwlove)
LOL! that's great!
"I'M FROM THE ... ( 1 month ago by crazy00cat)
"I'M FROM THE FUTURE! I'M YOUR SON!!!!AHAHAHA!!" lol i'm sure they would have stopped right after that
"I'm from the ... ( 1 month ago by kurenaisama)
"I'm from the future! I'm your son! *CRAZY LAUGH*" XD
iam u son from the ... ( 3 weeks ago by 021jk54)
iam u son from the future ahahahahahaha iam from the future iam your son ahahahahahahaha
my ass didnt come ... ( 3 weeks ago by candicechristy88)
my ass didnt come with me!!!
MY ASS DIDN'T COME ... ( 2 weeks ago by NightmarishlyWicked)
MY ASS DIDN'T COME WITH US!!!!! lol, that was hilarious.
i love this man!!! ... ( 2 weeks ago by TheOuranHostClub)
i love this man!!! XD HE IS HILARIOUS!
he's not funny ( 2 weeks ago by iscratchmybutt)
he's not funny
wtf you dumb piece ... ( 2 weeks ago by alankennedy1)
wtf you dumb piece of shit
... ( 1 week ago by GentleAffe)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
I don't understand ... ( 1 week ago by Ze0dus)
I don't understand ppl. If you don't like Dane Cook why the hell are you even on the video?!?!?!
Absolutely agree. ... ( 1 week ago by szalaypisti)
Absolutely agree. Ppl: Iam not searching for tokio hotel videos, cuz' I hate them...and Iam not commenting on it...comeon man...
I'm from the future ... ( 1 week ago by kelseyum101)
I'm from the future!
I'm your son!
hahaaha, wow.
Yea he would run ... ( 1 week ago by Halobolu)
Yea he would run into the room and spank his dad on the ass right beforehis dad cums and the dane never existed. lol Then I wouldnt be typing this right now. =)
if you don't like ... ( 4 days ago by flairmonkey)
if you don't like him then don't watch the video
lmao ( 4 days ago by darkem0idi0t)
lmao
if u think dane ... ( 2 days ago by runescull)
if u think dane cook is funny put thumbs DOWN on this comment
WHY ARE YOU HERE!?! ... ( 2 days ago by Eggroll42)
WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?!?!?!!??!?
ooo ur in trouble ... ( 11 hours ago by soyactriz92)
ooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have much time



Tell a friend:


URL 
Embed Code 



Tips to help you create better videos

1. Eye Candy.
Think about some of your favorite videos, ask yourself, what interesting shots and b-roll need to be captured to make your video entertaining to watch.

2. Good Lighting.
The main difference between amateur and professional videos is the quality of the lighting. Poor lighting creates graininess and poor quality videos too. (*Hint* In most studios, the lights and the cameras can be adjusted up and down to get the correct amount of light.) For your home studio make use of fluorescent light bulbs. These bulbs produce a nice soft light with no harsh shadows. You can buy fluorescent light kits or you can save a lot of money and make your own fluorescent light box. It is best to use a three point lighting system which is fairly standard in most studios.

3. Tripod.
Use a tripod for shake free shooting. Tripods come in all sizes and quality. Most camcorders used today are only small and weigh very little so there is no need to buy a tripod to suit a heavy professional video camera.

4. Microphone.
The built in microphone on your camcorder is not the best to use if you can avoid it. Buy a directional one that can be mounted on top of your camcorder. Otherwise mount the microphone on a boom or support just out of view of the camcorder but close to the subject. Another option is to use a microphone that clips onto your lapel and as used by newsreaders on television. These are very effective and can be purchased for less than $50. No need to buy a wireless unit, but you need enough cable to run from the camcorder remote microphone, up the inside of your shirt and to your lapel. Bear in mind that you will normally be seated within six feet of the camcorder so the microphone should have plenty of cable.

5. Avoid Zooming and Panning.
Avoid zooming in and out and panning from side to side as much as possible. It is recommended that you set the zoom prior to recording.

6. Pre-Roll and Post-Roll.
Allow a few extra seconds after starting and before stopping the camcorder and the actual start and finish of the action you want to record. This allows for better editing once the shooting is over. Not allowing for the pre-roll and post-roll can make editing difficult. If you are filming yourself then start the camcorder recording with the remote control, wait six seconds before you start talking and at the end let the camcorder run an extra six seconds before stopping. This will give you plenty of time when editing.

7. Remember It is A Small Screen.
When shooting videos to add to your web site, normally the player will be 320 x 240 so avoid wide scenes, keep it close to see the detail. If you are filming yourself talking, you should be within six feet of the camera and preferably from the waist up. Keep the content simple and uncomplicated, do not have much happening in the video and keep it quiet-on-the-set.

8. Think Like a Photographer.
When shooting a video, do it like a photographer taking individual shots. Plan your video shoot, record for a short while from one position then stop recording, reposition the camera or yourself then shoot again. This will reduce excessive camera movement in your video. Using these tips will ensure that you can shoot and produce quality website videos of a better quality than most people. Remember, practice makes perfect and soon you will be getting great results on the first take.

9. Look at the Details.
Sometimes, you are so focused on your subject that you do not notice the surrounding elements of the scene. Only later, when you are reviewing the footage do you notice an unsightly trash can in the background or a tree sticking out of your subjects head. I like to scan the video screen carefully before shooting to make sure there is nothing in the shot that I may have overlooked. You may be surprised what you find!

Use our search feature, at the top of the page, to find videos about your favorite topics. There are tons of videos, for example, type in "Bikini contest", "Body building", "Guitar lesson", or "How to (anything)". Search for "Commercial", you will see cool ads and funny commercials. Notice the video techniques used to capture each video, you may very well find many helpful tips and tricks to use as well as many techniques to avoid when making your own videos... have fun.