Video Blog #1: Funny Things You See During Jummah (Pilot)



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FUNNY THINGS YOU SEE AT JUMMAH (FRIDAY PRAYER) Here are some tips for the Khatibs to make Jummah (Friday Prayer) go more smoothly. This is part of the videoblog series, which can be found on www.ummahfilms.com. If you are not Muslim, you may understand what is going on but if you are Muslim, you
'll probably going to relate to it. We've been looking for a good Muslim Video Blog and weren't able to find much out there so we decided to start our own. Anyways, let's us know what you think InshAllah (comments please):


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..what? how? ( 3 weeks ago by woohoo242424)
..what? how?
salaam bro,r u ... ( 3 weeks ago by mlz27)
salaam bro,r u muslim?look jus friendly advice,i will convert 2 islam mashallah soon,i dont think its good 4 u 2 use dat language cus it jus puts ppls backs up mor to listen 2 wats islam abot,cas Muhummed never spoke in dat way n never use violnce so plz b careful inshalla u'll understand
Zomg the too many ... ( 3 weeks ago by alexhaas)
Zomg the too many pauses is a de ja vu xD !
Oh for god's sake, ... ( 2 weeks ago by analyticSynthetic)
Oh for god's sake, if I hear that "Islam is the fastest growing religion" line one more time I swear I'll explode.
It's the fastest growing religion because:
1) It's not, atheism is growing faster.
2) Because of the irresponsibly high birth rates in the impoverished Muslim countries as compared to Christian countries.
3) Because you threaten people who try to leave so they just stay nominally Muslim.
1) Tough luck, ... ( 2 weeks ago by analyticSynthetic)
1) Tough luck, you've made it people's business.
2) Trouble is that Islam sees enemies everywhere. It saw enemies when Mohammed was alive and it's been seeing enemies ever since.
3) Fair to women, don't make me laugh. You might convince yourselves with this bullshit, but you're not convincing anyone who actually understands what kangaroo courts and religious repression are.
thats funny you ... ( 2 weeks ago by damanahmed)
thats funny you contradicted your firt point when you put the second two so typical of a christian. lol
Array ( 2 weeks ago by analyticSynthetic)
no i didn't.
Muslims can't have it both ways. They can't keep trying to promote their beliefs and trying to convert people and then moan when people comment on it or say they don't like it.
Flipping heck this ... ( 2 weeks ago by ufoodsk)
Flipping heck this guy don't know when to quit yeah you analytic synthetic. All this history jibber jabber, give it a rest. I been watching some of brother Ali's videos and almost every video broadcast your blabbing on about history. The Quran is the key not some papers holding history of some person you or i never met also weather it is true or not. Personally as a Muslim could not give a damn as its written about events by a human not by god. Islam is the fastest growing religion, BOOM! LOL
Islam is the ... ( 2 weeks ago by INeverDie99)
Islam is the fastest growing religion......
Did u explode yet?
I am an atheist, ... ( 2 weeks ago by Tentaclethulhu)
I am an atheist, though I don't agree with analyticSynthetic on a number of his points (for one atheism is not a religion). I hang out with a lot of Muslims lately, and have attended two halaqahs and two Jummahs, in addition to having studied a fair amount of history in my time. While he is unduly harsh and judgmental, and is clearly taking the actions of a few extremists as indicators of the whole group, your answer to disregard "all this history jibber jabber" reflects poorly on you.
Yeah my head ... ( 2 weeks ago by analyticSynthetic)
Yeah my head exploded and my brains fell out and now I think I might become a Muslim.
Which points? That ... ( 2 weeks ago by analyticSynthetic)
Which points? That Muslim countries are more impoverished than non-Muslim ones and impoverished people have larger families and that this boosts numbers? Or that Islam doesn't allow people to leave - in common with other cults?
I can see his ... ( 2 weeks ago by ufoodsk)
I can see his understanding of Islam slacks and he views Islam with arrogance. Also i disregard his history about Islam as its jibber jabber. Why because as a Muslim i believe in the Quran and i believe the main source of being a good Muslim is taught by the Quran. And as its a book of signs it teaches about certain events this world will encounter. So i don't understand how it reflects poorly on me, when i see another mans words of Islamic history a load of jibbir jabber.
yayyyyy lmao..your ... ( 2 weeks ago by INeverDie99)
yayyyyy lmao..your a cool person. at least your not talking smack about islam.
so dumb, muslims ... ( 2 weeks ago by sensualdog2)
so dumb, muslims and some culture call other ppl from same religion or nation SISTERS! but they die to fuck them and so often call them sister and in the end they ask to have sex relation with. Call all of them SISTER but want to fuck them! hey brother... hi sister, but locking to get out of each others sex pleasure. calling someone sister it dose not bring you closer, is just acting STUPID.
whoa there, calm ... ( 2 weeks ago by GigiMorr)
whoa there, calm down, u don't even know what u're talking about!! Yes we call other pple brothers and sisters, but that's out of respect. What it seems to me, is that u faill to notice that not everyone have the same dirty thoughts as you! so, u're making a problem out of nothing. Chill, and if u don't get somehting, just ask questions, and don't assume that you know what it's all about, bc that's what's real stupid.
ROFL at 2:57 ( 2 weeks ago by xxcoolxx2333)
ROFL at 2:57
just fuck ur sister! ( 1 week ago by kholid87)
just fuck ur sister!
which video was his ... ( 1 week ago by PSPhelp2008)
which video was his 1st ever ?
halaqah? lol u know ... ( 1 week ago by akkilani)
halaqah? lol u know that that means episode right? i mean that doesnt have to do with islam, but arent muslim friend cool? =)
the majority of the ... ( 1 week ago by LilBlitz116)
the majority of the world i impoverished there are more poor non muslim countries.u exceed the limits of permissasble stupidity
Sorry, but I don't ... ( 1 week ago by analyticSynthetic)
Sorry, but I don't work to a system of what is permissable and not permissable. That's a Muslim thing.
i love your shirt ... ( 2 days ago by powerspacerjaz)
i love your shirt hhaa
Aslaamualaikum Wa ... ( 8 hours ago by Mnmsyum)
Aslaamualaikum Wa rahmatullah my dear brothers and sisters There is a new network called U.M.M.A.H. (United Muslim Movement Association for Humanity)that was started by a brother on the US mainland. I would like to invite all who believe to this network and inshaallah buld stronger ties between the muslim community of the world. Ummah films-it would be an honor if you would join as well. Just send me a message and let me know if anyone would like to join this beautiful work(its by invite only)



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