George Carlin 'We Like War'



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George Carlin's 'We Like War' standup routine.
If not 'THE', certainly one of the best comedians ever. RIP George 1937-2008


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i fucking love him! ( 3 weeks ago by dragonboy34)
i fucking love him!
"im awfully sorry.. ... ( 3 weeks ago by gatorade350125)
"im awfully sorry..."
If your wanting to ... ( 3 weeks ago by Roanark)
If your wanting to sound a bit better:
R.I.P. George Carlin
A King Amoung Men
It just seems so much more official
Array ( 3 weeks ago by NooTjeNTB)
O:
give us a colour
xD
brown eyes have ... ( 3 weeks ago by brianlowdown)
brown eyes have kille just the same,green grey red
Come to think of it ... ( 3 weeks ago by thirdshift47)
Come to think of it,the Orwellian phrase,"War On Terror",sounds every bit as much as an absurd and obvious abuse on political language.
Great post.
this man is a comic ... ( 3 weeks ago by ayboday)
this man is a comic genious
He was just here a ... ( 3 weeks ago by abr71310)
He was just here a minute ago... Too hip for the room. This is easily one of his best pieces ever.
George was right. ( 2 weeks ago by CobbleDin)
George was right.
To be fair, the ... ( 2 weeks ago by JohnHolmes3000)
To be fair, the rockets and bombs in our national anthem are not our own rockets and bombs, but those of a nation which had declared war on ours.
George has some ... ( 2 weeks ago by brianblair2007)
George has some faulty knowledge here, like the blue eyes since all races have had an empire (Mongolians, Persians, Greek, Rome, etc.), but generally good activism on his part.. OVerall, very good!
but hes a comedian ... ( 1 week ago by 666xailiant)
but hes a comedian and must be vague or he wont be as funny however, carlin could explain whatever he wants and still be hilarious
i get enough ... ( 1 week ago by omgitzkriis)
i get enough lessons in history class
pure genius at work ... ( 1 week ago by hpracing007)
pure genius at work, RIP
Wish he is still ... ( 1 week ago by arcieantonio)
Wish he is still alive!!!
bet he is screaming ... ( 1 week ago by bsbfan05)
bet he is screaming up at us
Wish he would have ... ( 1 week ago by xxmonickkkkaxx)
Wish he would have discussed the holocaust industry and the fact that zionazis are commiting genocide on the Palestinians.
Actually, many ... ( 4 days ago by MissDemeter)
Actually, many countries' national anthems mention war and blood. Some are pretty violent and descriptive too.
They say ours ... ( 3 days ago by yogione)
They say ours started out as an English drinking song. I doubt there was much grog in the jail where the Brits held Francis Scott Key. Surely Carlin is the best. I'm glad he's well recorded because he's not just funny - he's provocative and relevant.
the truth :) ( 2 days ago by kgeyst)
the truth :)
"the country of ... ( 2 days ago by kgeyst)
"the country of slave-owners who wanted to be free" :) genial, 5/5
So which is it that ... ( 2 days ago by ccg654)
So which is it that Carlin doesn't like: war, or war against people who aren't white? He mentions fighting the Japanese Empire in WWII in a negative light (a Japan which was truly racist, nationalistic, and warmongering), but does not mention the war against Germany.
When it comes to the (white) Civil War re-enactors, though, he wishes they were using live ammo -- i.e., that they were really at war with each other and killing each other! Talk about your double standards.
Uhmmm, wow? I ... ( 2 days ago by uDaOzzy)
Uhmmm, wow? I think you're taking what he's saying way to seriously. P.S. He's Irish, if you are trying to imply that he's racist against white people.
Well the dropping ... ( 4 hours ago by FraserTheMentalist)
Well the dropping of the A-bomb is a contentious issue. It's totally justified of course but many relish this new 'self-flagellation' ideology, where people will vandalise the Bomber Harris memorial and vilify Truman for dropping the bomb. They forget that it was a world war, ergo, a war that had literallt engulfed the earth.



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