Dave Chapelle -- Killing Them Softly



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Why terrorists never take BLACK hostages!! (sorry for bad video quality!)


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hahahhah ( 2 months ago by denisduka)
hahahhah
hello we have 5 ... ( 1 month ago by giving6)
hello we have 5 black.....hello!
LMFAOOO ( 1 month ago by Sasha01)
LMFAOOO
bahaha... WE ALL ... ( 1 month ago by yasilikeyt)
bahaha... WE ALL CHILLIN AND SHIT.
i feel so dirty i ... ( 1 month ago by hidalgo944)
i feel so dirty i couldn't help laughing out loud, but he's right
They is treating us ... ( 1 month ago by TMDPr0ducti0ns)
They is treating us good
uh, we all chilling and shit.
lol!
haha EPIC pass ( 1 month ago by ab3k1nz)
haha EPIC pass
Lol at the shout ... ( 1 month ago by TooMuchTelevision)
Lol at the shout outs
lol u no thats so ... ( 1 month ago by bladepro91)
lol u no thats so true, i've never seen a black hostage lol
omg i think thoes ... ( 1 month ago by smexxikittin)
omg i think thoes black people r gonna try to save us
Nuh huh
We all chillin' 'n' ... ( 1 month ago by carlemilos)
We all chillin' 'n' shiiet...
LOL! Everyone GET ... ( 1 month ago by GoToHellDouche)
LOL! Everyone GET ON THE *BEEPING* GROUND! NO NO! DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE ( Lol he's acting like those terrorists but he's really chineese he's talking with a different voice on purpose so they really this it's those Extreme Terrorrists).
LOL!!! i love it ... ( 1 month ago by RESPECTmahGANGSTER)
LOL!!! i love it when racism works in my favor...LOL!!!
Hello, we have got ... ( 1 month ago by yoyaromir)
Hello, we have got 5 black.. hello??.. XD
yum niggers ( 1 month ago by ArmoLove4Life)
yum niggers
"hello? we've got ... ( 1 month ago by FRANKENMANWOLFENSTEI)
"hello? we've got five black..hello?"
fuck this shit im ... ( 1 month ago by eager222)
fuck this shit im goin to bed!!!!!
watch: USA Anthem ... ( 4 weeks ago by QueenNazzar)
watch: USA Anthem by Penis
"send some newports ... ( 3 weeks ago by SwantonSexBomb)
"send some newports" LMFAO .. So EPIC!
I HATE NIGGERS. DIE ... ( 2 weeks ago by dandruff71)
I HATE NIGGERS. DIE ALL OF YOU! BOOM!
Fuck You! You ... ( 2 weeks ago by loveMyFreakinLife)
Fuck You! You fuckin
´racist!
man you are such a ... ( 2 weeks ago by aliedesuacido)
man you are such a dick!!!
I AM NOT A RACISM ... ( 4 days ago by sskev247)
I AM NOT A RACISM
but if terrorists dont take black hostages then your the first person they are going to kill , if your going 2 be a hostage be a cute little white girl , you wont die or at the very lest die last
bitch shut the fuck ... ( 9 hours ago by zandybla)
bitch shut the fuck up, somebody needs to blow ur ass up... sry for leavin that comment on ur video, gentolo



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