Dark Messiah: juggernaut bitch!!



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*** WARNING *** READ!! ***
CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE. if this offends you, don't watch this. This is um.. a parody of a parody. :D the voices are from the classic "juggernaut bitch" video made by xavier, or Naztradamix, and randy of MyWay entertainment. for the video i spawned various npcs and tried to use their AI to mak
e the 1st scene from the juggernaut clip.. some of it is choppy; my PC is getting old now but it can run the game fine, but when i turned on fraps i got about 10-15 fps -__- you will probably only like this if you have seen the original juggernaut bitch, and have played dark messiah.. if you aren't
familiar with both of those, you're probably just gonna be confused. hope you like it^^


Tags for this video: bitch cyclops dark darkmessiah juggernaut magic messiah might my myway parodies phenrig spoof ubisoft way

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no way...pretty ... ( 1 year ago by dj2dj2)
no way...pretty good but not better than the original...
hahahaha....nice :) ( 1 year ago by diamondback541)
hahahaha....nice :)
Array ( 1 year ago by kanile)
LOL
It funny, good job.
:) thx ( 1 year ago by release2)
:) thx
LOL nice vid, this ... ( 1 year ago by inuyasha5555)
LOL nice vid, this game and juggernaught bitch are awesome
fucking hilarious!!! ( 1 year ago by noneseriously)
fucking hilarious!!!
fuckin nice, ... ( 1 year ago by rageshrub)
fuckin nice, matches the xmen vid well
glad u liked it:) ( 1 year ago by release2)
glad u liked it:)
hahaha my pimp cane ... ( 1 year ago by EvilEvil66)
hahaha my pimp cane part is fucking tight. dude gets nailed... haha. orig is better. but good job. nice match up.
what is the techno ... ( 1 year ago by ricy802)
what is the techno song near the end
hi, its sharpnel - ... ( 1 year ago by release2)
hi, its sharpnel - blue army
Great editing job! ( 1 year ago by Redbob86)
Great editing job!
thank you :) ( 1 year ago by release2)
thank you :)
PIMP-smack yo ass ... ( 1 year ago by SambucaHellscream)
PIMP-smack yo ass bitchhhhhh! Cool vid :)
wow this is fucking ... ( 1 year ago by Demfcane)
wow this is fucking incredible
haha thnx man ( 1 year ago by release2)
haha thnx man
thank ya ( 1 year ago by release2)
thank ya
Nicely done, not up ... ( 1 year ago by mankind9167)
Nicely done, not up to par as the original, but still pretty smooth!!
Good funny ass ... ( 1 year ago by Gengstaboy978)
Good funny ass remake!
funny ( 1 year ago by kashem5th)
funny
ROFL ( 1 year ago by ScaredHelmet)
ROFL
Now i want to play ... ( 1 year ago by MatadorB)
Now i want to play the game :P
"What the fuck is ... ( 7 months ago by Nixel85)
"What the fuck is this shit?" LOL
"Somethin' told me ... ( 2 months ago by PsyberKayos)
"Somethin' told me not to kick it with them Spider Monkeys" lol nicely done editing.



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